Mattygrams

a term of endeerment; a nickname given to anyone with the name matt or matthew; the best nickname in the history of nicknames

Cara: "I love you mattygrams"
Matt: "I love you too"

by cara-cakes March 19, 2009

Mitty

This school I go to

Yeah uh huh what now, punk?

by Caffine Overdose April 19, 2004

Monty

Monty’s are the best people in the world and usually have a massive dick. They are always making you happy and know how to make you laugh.

Hey Monty you have a massive dick and you are so funny

by Dabestboiii October 17, 2019

Rick and Morty

A popular yaoi that follows the romance between a misunderstood scientific genius and his nervous softboy grandson. Probably one of the steamiest mangas out there.

"Wow! I can't decide which Rick and Morty ship is my favorite!"

by Commonsensemedia karen July 29, 2020

Rick and Morty

First of all if your IQ is not 20000 you won't understand this now let's get in to the description this is the best TV show ever there is 3 season of greatness there are 4 main character Rick, Morty , summer, Jerry (who we all hate) and Beth. Who get in to crazy Adventures in different universe's we are still waiting on season 4 but we can hope for the best but for now we fantasize about it

Hey wanna watch some Rick and Morty

Yeah let's get our IQ up

Yeah

2 seasons later

I have an IQ of 2000000

Haha me to

by Miner mc March 8, 2018

mattyj

mattyj is the answer to almost everything, he is also a person from scotland, if anyone asks you a question, and you do not know the answer, mattyj will always be handy, this is the most legendary word ever. mattyj

Person 1: Can you do that?

Person 2: Aye, am mattyj

by no sticks no stems muthafucka September 24, 2011

Three Ball Monty

A game which can be played using your dong and balls.It involves pinching the skin over your unit to match your balls.The trick is to have someone guess which one isn't a ball.A great game for your wife or girlfriend , or a co-worker who you think is a total douche.

Copsey was on a winning streak last night,while playing Three Ball Monty, clearly identifying my frank from the beans.Don't challenge the master he can sniff cock out like a drug sniffing canine.

by Rick Ling the DubTown Menace October 23, 2008