Mingle my Morris

To handle a penis in a sexual way

Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris”

My buddy Adam will mingle my morris in class today.

by JoSuck February 8, 2024

Will morris

Massive dick smokes a lot of weed he has a few black friends and always has sex with lots of girls and he will stab you if he doesn’t like you

Will Morris is a funny guy

by Unknownfella69420 April 1, 2020

Abigail Morris

Cutest giraffe in the world and also the mouth of the south.

She’s an Abigail Morris.

by tallerthanmariana June 18, 2024

morris hadley

has a wam dik and is the best person in the entire world

morris hadley is a beast

by shuqs October 12, 2020

Luke Morris

Awesome guy never know what's gonna happen with him seize the opportunity to get to know this person.

Damn Luke morris is awesome

by Doesitmatter7 September 3, 2016

John Morris

To confidently share misinformation and insult people when proven wrong.

“It is right, I’ll call you a cock if you carry on!”

“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”

by JohntheNonce January 9, 2020

The Morris

A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.

Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.

Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.

Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!

by PWO 159 March 18, 2010