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Mormon drunk

A condition one acquires after ingesting large quantities of tasty food. These foods may be chocolate, fried chicken, ice cream, Dr. Pepper, cake, pie, brownies; basically anything indulgent and gluttonous that does not include alcohol, or illegal drugs.
"Dude, work is so freaking driving me nuts. I'm gettin Mormon drunk tonight. Bring on the chocolate fountain and Dr. Pepper!"
by onifikcuhp July 6, 2013
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muscle mormon

A candy ass who views his body as sacred and watches every substance they ingest to preserve their gains.
Bill is such a muscle mormon he won't even take caffeine.
by wooshe March 3, 2015
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mormon exploitation

When a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints comes to prosthelytize and the one being prosthelytized feigns interest while getting the LDS member to perform helpful tasks.
Two young LDS members carried Patrick's luggage all the way up 14 flights of stairs. Once to his apartment Patrick quickly entered and slammed the door. And he though to himself: now that was some good mormon exploitation.

Frieda listened for 4 and a half hours while Josiah spoke about how The Church had changed him for the better. She really wasn't interested but really needed help getting her house cleaned for the party that night so she did some mormon exploitation.
by novaglen January 21, 2013
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Mormon Blessing

When a Mormon has anal sex with a non Mormon while shouting "Mormon" until the non Mormon in question's ass hole is so wide that the said Mormon can fit his head inside it.
Joe:"Hey Ty, I heard you gave Beccie a Mormon Blessing last night!"
Ty:"Fuck yeah!"
by Thicc Juicy Daddy September 21, 2018
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mormon porn

Doesn't really exist.
I want to watch some mormon porn!
by JimWoods December 16, 2007
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The Book of Mormon

The most wonderfully vulgar and awesome Broadway musical ever written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone of "South Park" fame.
I'm trying so desperately to get tickets to see The Book of Mormon on Broadway, but they're sold out way into summer.
by pseudonym#5783644785 August 6, 2011
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mormon drip

when you hang out with hot mormons girls or guys before any of your friends you then have mormon drip.
person 1: Hey girl! do you wanna go to that krazy party??? with all the mormons?

person 2: oh for sure! i want that mormon DRIP!
by gilw December 1, 2018
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