Lyrical miracle

When you connect with a song on such a deep level, you believe it can see into your soul. It reaches you in a way only miracles can.

"This song is a lyrical miracle."

by Dragonsnowball October 16, 2021

Moraless

About the same. Might be more, might be less. Like, similar.

My new guitar is moraless a Martin, sice it's a real good copy.

by <<<BigMike>>> May 4, 2012

HOST AA Miracle

The sad sad result of an alcoholic who failed at the police academy. HOST AA Miracle can't be out in the field stopping terrorists from blowing up buildings, so instead they sit in AOL chatrooms and gag 10 year olds who swear online.

YOLT: FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS

OnlineHost: YOLT has left the room.

HOST AA Miracle: =qpermagag YOLT

by YOLT August 13, 2003

Morale Monster

(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.

"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."

by Anon999993 October 24, 2008

morale offset

something you do to make up for something you did wrong or think you did wrong

i bought my friend lunch as a morale offset for treating him like shit last week

by acidscherzo April 8, 2011

miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 12, 2012

miracle-gazillor

The real name for the so called 'food-processor'.

Thanks for the miracle-gazillor mom and dad! It's just what I wanted for Christmas! It's not as cool as my choppy-chop (the real name for the so called 'slap-chop' device), but I love it!

by mockme December 24, 2012