by The messenger7 February 21, 2013
Get the Lady Mop mug.When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.
"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014
Get the Sock Mop mug.When one has long and sweaty pubic hair. This results in the hair being stinky and mop-like. Usualy discovered during oral sex.
Synonyms: sweaty mop, smelly mop.
Antonyms: clean, shaven, groomed, pleasent.
Synonyms: sweaty mop, smelly mop.
Antonyms: clean, shaven, groomed, pleasent.
by Psyco Darwin January 1, 2015
Get the Stinky Mop mug.When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then swirls his erect penis in the seminal fluids creating a creamy facemask.
by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015
Get the Hot Mop mug.by D mizzel for shizzel May 31, 2015
Get the jiz mop mug.She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning
by Mr. Ed August 10, 2015
Get the Quickie Mop mug.A mop (kind of like a swifter sweeper) but used to soak up the cum left over on the bed.... very smart investment 👍🏻
by Meghansavagelol November 21, 2016
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