misconfuckingception

-noun

An extremely erroneous conception; completely fucked up thought, idea, or notion.

Sepp's misconfuckingception was noted by Seyfried and subsequently lead to a severe beating.

by MDM23 April 23, 2010

Miscommunitexting

Miscommunication caused while texting.

I thought Brittany was mad but it was just a matter of miscommunitexting as I couldn't hear her real tone of voice.

by Dante Mencini December 28, 2010

mintor

Someone who inspires you to chew gum or use a breath mint.

Dude! Did you smell Joe's breath after our lunch at Garlic To Go? He's definately my mintor.

by afrostegirl May 3, 2011

miltonification

The act of relegating something/someone to irrelevancy, a la "Milton" from Office Space.

Keith only burnt down the building after experiencing Miltonification when his boss moved him to the basement.

by Eageralto October 7, 2013

Mastodeuce

1. (n) A sample of human excrement which is so large in physical volume that a sense of alarm is immediately raised as it is commonly mistaken to be the size of the now extinct animal, Elephas americanus; colloquially referred to as the "Mastodon"

2. (n) A shit so absolutely anus-tearingly huge that you'd fucking think it's a real life mastodon erupting from your rectum.

Bob: Dude I just dropped a huge fucking mastodeuce in my ex-girlfriend's toilet and it won't fucking flush. LOL!

Jeff: Nice fucking work dude. You should blame it on her mom.

by EarlUxbridge August 21, 2014

Miscombobbled

All mixed up

I was very miscombobbled taking my math test today.

by The slaunch April 21, 2018

mastoorbatian

When one with a mental disability plays with itself.

"DADE AM DOING THE MASTOORBATIAN!"

"I wish I never had you."

by OneArmoredBoi March 6, 2018