Miranda

Dirty 5'6 Mexican with a mustache that smells like a dirty armpit and has severe anger issues. Claims to be a Division 1 athlete but has zero coordination.

There was a Basketball Game yesterday. This kid sat the bench the whole game...what a miranda he is.

by gurshed1000 December 13, 2018

mirandas

excessive ginger pubage

derives from a scene between miranda hobbes and samantha jones in the sex and the city movie

1. girl, you need to check your swimsuit; your mirandas are creepin out

2. dude, that girl i hooked up with last night had a serious miranda situation

by RACHELSMIF August 16, 2009

Miranda Cosgrove

A women who Lil Pump would fuck.

I'd fuck Miranda Cosgrove
- LIl Pump

by CCPMan October 11, 2017

mirian escobar

harry styles future wife she loves cats and food. you will always see her with a bow and makeup. She can be sassy and will get what she wants. Don't say no to her. But She is a true friend and very loyal.she is a true directioner and her and harry would make the best couple I ship it

Mirian escobar and harry styles make a cute couple

by thetruthhurtshoney January 22, 2014

mercantile pretzel

A sexual position with two men and a woman. One man is fucking the woman while being fucked in the ass. Named after a popular GLBT bar in Sacramento called the Mercantile Saloon (known for pouring heavily and not charging much) where the idea was conceptualized.

Treighton is the middle in a mercantile pretzel with his girlfriend and the random guy from the gay bar.

by Shayded October 11, 2015

Miranda

Miranda is a girl named she is perfectly imperfectshe always speaks her mind not to be rude and only fucks with a few people she doesn't take bullshit from anybody when it comes to being messy and always is loud see loves her best friend more than she loves anybody and will always be there through the ups and downs she has a good body shape and is extra thick she always has her hair done and edges laid she has a beautiful smile and very pretty a lot of girls look up to her she is mean sometimes but don't get on her bad side the few people she f**** with is the only people shell ride with she loves sports and is best in volleyball she gets a lot of attention but doesn't ask for itMiranda is one of a kind

Guy1.miranda is pretty and Kool ASF

Miranda.what?!!
Guy1.i said you pretty and Kool ASF

Miranda.i already knew that but thx nigga

MIRANDA WALKING AWAY

GUY1. Damnnnn you thick ASF

by It's Miranda nigga January 3, 2019

Lin Manuel Miranda

The absolute sweetest cinnamon role ever, deserves the entire world and must be protected at all costs

Did you see Lin Manuel Miranda’s fresh new haircut??

by AlexanderSpamilton April 19, 2019