Minnetonka Muskie Lunge

sexual maneuver performed while a swamp donkey is giving a gentleman head in a hot tub or sauna. As the cum drunk slute goes down on the man he must wait until the perfect time to strike. Lunging forward with his hand he must shove his thumb in her anus and clasp her vaginal cavity with his other fingers like a muskie's mouth. Then pulling her flailing legs and torso out of the water like a fish.

Derek executed a successful Minnetonka Muskie Lunge on the Sea Donkey at the Fletchers volleyball afterhours.

by Geo X. November 19, 2007

Minnesota Butter-Skull

To mouth-fuck a butter sculpture. Best performed after creating a bore-hole using a hot cob of corn.

I broke into the dairy building and got some Minnesota Butter-Skull from Princess Kay of the Milky Way.

by CBone July 1, 2008

Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota. A fairly large city built in a place where it can snow any month of the year except June, July and August and the temperature can reach as low as -40F/-40C during the Winter. The culture is a strange combination of liberal politics and relatively conservative family values. A strong sense of self-important nationalism is present in the local culture and many years ago the residents dubbed it the "Mini-apple" as though it is somehow a smaller version of the Big Apple, New York City.

I froze my ass off in Minneapolis while everyone kept telling me how great it was there.

by JS January 16, 2004

Minnesota eyes

A woman using anything and everything at her disposal to convince a police officer not to give her a ticket. Can be used with other authority figures as well. See sharing french fries.

She got pulled over again, but she just gave the cop some good Minnesota eyes, and he ripped up the ticket. Seems like she's given Minnesota eyes to half the force by now.

by halpert99 May 11, 2010

minnesota mind fuck

when something happens in the great north star state that is so incredibly awesome / disgusting / incredible that it leaves viewers speechless and expressionless

Dude i got totally Minnesota mind fucked last night when i saw ten chicks having an orgy on my front lawn

by jake11094 July 25, 2011

Minnesota Minnow Shot

First experimented with, invented, patented, and consumed in the great lands of Minnesota. In places where great friends get together for more than a good time, but commune ceremoniously in Dionysian style celebrations of strength in friendship. Stout Minnesotan’s deify their virtuous alliance by slamming down the ‘Minnesota Minnow Shot’. A drink consisting of: 1 part stout spirit, and a single fresh swimming minnow. First the shots are to be decanted together in a line, then live Minnesota minnows are to be dropped into each glass immediately before ingestion. Minnesota minnow shots are not for the novice or inexperienced dipsomaniac. Only minnows born of Minnesota lakes will appropriately serve the task. No compliment to Minnesotan wildlife intended, just simply observed that Minnesota minnows possess the unique ability to live submerged in alcohol a spell longer than most North American breeds; for reasons modern science has yet to reveal.

The Minnesota Minnow Shot tradition was born, when young people around MN began drinking the shots for fun.

by Shomas April 8, 2009

Minneapolis

The act of kneeling on someone's neck for a long period of time until that person dies. Anyone can commit this action, but it's especially committed by racist folks.

That police officer truly Minneapolis'd on that woman after her 3-year-old daughter accidentally took a barbie doll from the toy store.

I'm not driving over the speed limit. I don't want to deal with some Officer Cartman beating my ass up whilst telling me to "respect his authoritah (sic)", or worse, giving me a Minneapolis on the side of the highway.

I dread to go back to Conroe or any Houston suburb. I'm afraid of an angry redneck or neo-Nazi randomly pulling a Minneapolis on me.

by OK Dodo May 29, 2020