Sneaky Miyagi

The act of attempting to whacks on and whack off quietly and without waking your partner next to you.

Man, my wife fell asleep so quick last night I had to pull off a sneaky Miyagi.

by NakiraKitty August 17, 2025

White Flag Managing

Managing to a surrender, either
a. to bite the bullet in a battle that can't be won, and conserve resources
b. unintentionally, as a result of very poor management decisions that result in a practical surrender

Joe Girardi is White Flag Managing, starting Cody Ransom and Hairston in the same game.

by A Baseball Fan August 3, 2009

energy healing waste managing reservoir

another way of telling someone they are an ***hole or that they have one and it is coveted

lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.

lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.

lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.

lesbemen:
pick it.

by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016

The Mr. Miyagi

The Mr. Miyagi is a sexual technique used by only the Kung Fuck elders and those who work 24/7 for it to be pulled successfully. It consists in catching a perfectly round droplet of cum in chopsticks during the moment of ejaculation, as the liquids spurt out from the penis. One must hold it steady inbetween the two chopsticks as the Character Mr. Miyagi held the fly during his lesson.

It is said that only the toughest-trained warriors can ever pull The Mr. Miyagi. it takes skill and dedication.

by carrotsoup101 April 17, 2020

Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
3.

The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee

by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024

Mr. Miyagi

While getting a blowie, tell your partner to close their eyes so you can nut all over their face.

Sarah-san let me hit her with that Mr. Miyagi last night.

by MrSprayUrFace February 17, 2026