Mikey

A man who is a cuck. He lets everyone bully him and is just an overall bitch. He’s terrible with women and makes bad decisions. A Mikey also tends to really suck at video games. He

(You) Listen you’re acting like a real Mikey today.

(Friend) Ohh my bad bro. Let me go reevaluate my life.

by Billy Juul June 27, 2021

Mikeys re-up

Something you don’t wanna fuck up

Yo , You fucking crack head U fucked up my re-up; yo did you fuck up mikeys re-up bro?

by Trapper05 October 23, 2020

Mikey

Mikey is the most HONEST guy you'll ever get to know. He is Loyal and will try his best to get you to smile. He's a funny, sweet innocent guy. He is gonna try his best to be successful and be responsible. He is a guy everyone needs. He's very friendly and popular. GET A MIKEY!

Girl: Mikey is so sweet!
Girl's Friend: Duh! He's the most Loyal and sweetest guy ever!

by Keileeh October 13, 2018

Mikey

A fat usless bastard.

Mikey is a fat usless bastats.

by Applepsp May 16, 2020

Mikey Belcher

‘He sucks balls and dick ‘
If u ever see him run he a pedo

Mikey belcher he is a pedo

by I am a smeg who is a best frie March 14, 2021

Mikey

Tall, dark and handsome with a massive penis.

There's something about Mikey.

by MikeyisEpic November 24, 2021

Mikey

His name is normally Michael lopes and he likes cars, bars, and has a dog named har. He on the quest for that cupcake and is the Mexican eazy e.

Sussy imposter Mikey

by Morbius99fortnitecheeks June 4, 2022