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microfriend

analogous to micro-managing, a microfriend is someone who is kinda obsessed or over-obsessed about the friendly circle he/she has or any given friend in particular. Such people feel themselves ONLY as a group, without any individualist streak, no personal opinions, no personal choices, no individual leadership as well.

Floating souls totally governed by per people around them. The relation to micromanagement is that a microfriend is always out there spying on his/her friends, a constant need of over-information about others make then a microfriend.
Suzy: Hey whats with your friend John, he's all over your facebook profile, digging into your room and personal stuff, asking all sorts of weird questions about you from us all.

Mark: He is microfriend of mine, though nice and helpful but kinda pain in the a$$ sometimes.
by wtf_tj October 7, 2009
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Micro cheater

When you s/o texts, flirts, kisses or touches someone else. Not as bad as full on cheating
Ray Ray was texting his 'friend'. I'm dumping that micro cheater
by gayhomolove August 29, 2016
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Micro penis

Damn Aj you got a micro penis
by TheRainMonkey September 22, 2016
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Micro

Micro: Mini, small, tiny.

Micro is also a term used in the RTS "Starcraft," as a term for modified unit control.

Micro can also refer to the descriptions of micro-organisms.

Micro as a unit of measurement is defined as: "One millionth."
"Have you seen my micro hot-wheels?"

"He was able to defeat me because he has really good micro."

"Micro-organisms are too small to be seen by the human eye."

"One millionth of an inch is called a Micro-inch"
by Vrook[K9] May 24, 2008
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MICRO

An acronym for "Masturbating In the Common Room Openly," typically the common room or lounge of a college dorm. Often phrased as "pulling a MICRO."
Richard pulled a MICRO when he was alone the other day, but he was so scared to get caught that he moved the fridge in front of the door. I don't think that's very open at all.
by monstercake December 8, 2010
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microbes

A life form. Like a microorganism, especially a bacterium that causes disease. Not in technical use.
Man#1: MICROBES!!! AAAAAaaaaAAAA microbes...gaaah...

Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*

Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?

Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
by Maux_Darkbrand March 14, 2009
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Micro-penis

an abnormally small penis, usually under 2 inches long, tends to explode after 7 years much in the same way as a micro-pig.
wow your boyfriends got a micro-penis, hasn't it exploded yet?
by dinss February 27, 2010
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