Metalhead

we were black clothes, and band named clothes, and people think we batter u for the little things but we only hit out if angry thanks for lookin at definitions. metal rox!!!!!!

chav:look at dat goff
me:i m not a goth i metalhead u tramp u must die!!!!!!!!
chav:RUN

by metalhed January 17, 2007

Metalhead

Arguably the most pathetic form of life. after failing to assimulate into their enviornment, they find other rejects like themselves and congregate their group around the idea that they're better than everyone else becasue they listen to "hardcore" music when in fact, the artists are just washed up fucktards from the 80s. Their bad taste in both clothes and music as well as their inability to interact with normal human beings forces them into a position where they feel they have to talk down on others i.e. anyone they many envy.

Their hatred for most others stems directly from jealousy. because they lack in normal human interaction, they hate those who can function in society. simply put, a metalhead is a whining tool with serious complexes and insecurities.

wyler: see that metalhead over there?
josh: yea, what about him?
wyler: he threw a hissy fit because someone in class said they like slipknot
josh: what a loser.

by mjc12892 August 31, 2009

metaphorphosis

When something is metaphorically compared to something else so often that, in the view of public opinion, they become the same thing.

The Republicans think that if they claim enough times that the Tea Party is actually an independent party, metaphorphosis will make people think teabaggers are actually Independents.

by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

metaspam

The act of spamming an IT professional after he informs you that a new spam filter has been put in place.

Email from IT guy: "We have implemented a new spam filter to address the issue of all the spam people have been receiving recently."
MetaSpammer, email #1: "I'd like an order of spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and spam. And some eggs."
MetaSpammer, email #2: "Ham and jam and spamalot?"
MetaSpammer, email #3: "Spamalamadingdong"
MetaSpammer, email #n+1: ...
Tech: "Your account has been closed, jackass. DIAF."

by TheAngryCanadian August 27, 2010

Metaphorical Couch

A phrase used to instigate grade bonding. it inspires love and unity. And sometimes results in lewd behavior.

Emily, come sit on the metaphorical couch with me.

by kraushaus October 20, 2011

Metalhead

Metalhead: A metalhead is a fan of metal genre of music. Whether its mettalica,motley crue or motorhead they probably like . The sterotype is they party alot and are somewhat "hipsters".

Yay he wears mettalics shirts and listens to a lot of metal. He's probably a metalhead

by Crue boi June 1, 2018

Metaphorically

in a way that uses or relates to metaphor; figuratively.

You slept like a baby last night, metaphorically

by SoullessHeartz May 11, 2022