Mercedes-Benz

The poor man's Farrari. Not as fast, over rated. Anything older than a 2000 Mercedes looks like an old people's car. Farrari will beat it in a race. Farrari is known as the fastest car that's why people know it. Mercedes is #2, get over it.

Jon: You dude check out my Mercedes-Benz yo it's so "gangsta"
Derek: Umm..I bought a Farrari, it's faster and better than your benz.
Jon: Dammit.. your right
Derek: So I guess yoll be retiring in the fall right?
Jon: No what are you talking about!?
Derek: It was a joke dude, you drive that old man's Benz
Jon: O ya... damn I wish I bought a Farrari
Derek: So next time don't make a mistake by buying a Benz, next time step it up and buy a Farrari

by Derek Reefer June 17, 2006

messed up

i beat u up

man dawg i messed u up

by Tommy May 2, 2003

merked

verb To be fooled or tricked.

Rio: "Wazza you 'ave been merked! Innit!"

by brownie18 June 28, 2006

Mercedes-Benz

The shittiest type of car ever...believe me

do not buy a Mercedes...the new ones are crap and i know someone who has a 1999 model and the dealer he brings it to (Foreign Motors West, in Natick or Framingham, Massachusetts), SETS UP THE COMPUTER IN THE CAR SO THAT WARNING LIGHTS COME ON. THEN HE TAKES IT IN, THEY CHARGE HIM 500 BUCKS, AND THEY FIX NOTING. FUCKING BASTARDS! DONT BUY A MERCEDES! GET A JAPANESE CAR LIKE A HONDA OR TOYOTA

by GERMAN CARS SUCK August 4, 2004

mirsed

When you get screwed or fleeced by someone who is of far inferior intelligence. It occurs not because you were outsmarted but because you use this person as your agent. Often it ends up badly for everyone but the mirse can't figure out why and in fact thinks they did a good job.

I thought I made a lot of money on that football game but i got mirsed by my friend that bet the wrong team.

by Eddie December 17, 2004

messed upest

Adj. the most messed up messed from a peticular category

that's the messed upest guy i've ever seen!!!!!!!!!

by Sir Brian who's not lost at all April 23, 2008

Morsed up

The act of going to the local dive bar to engage in heavy day drinking , to the point of being incoherent

Hey guys lets head over to overtime and get morsed up, we will have to be careful not to get a McPeak .

by Ronald bartel August 19, 2013