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meese

The real plural of moose. Many people, including the dictionary and English teachers, will attempt to tell you that "meese" is not correct. However, please consider the following:
One goose = goose
One moose = moose
Two+ goose = geese
Two+ moose = meese?
Yes, meese is grammatically correct. Don't let them fool you.
by delovely May 27, 2005
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Meet N' Fuck

A series of Hentai games. The stories are pretty random (Find someone's daughter; get pictures for a calendar; illegal street racing; etc. while fucking some beautiful girls along the way).
But you can't just say to them "Let's fuck." You have to flirt them into it, by saying the right things. And the fucking isn't a cutscene either, You get to unlock deeper penetration, sometimes you can even choose where to cum!
"Hey man, did you play the BDSM club Meet N' Fuck? (Yes, that's an actual game.)"

"No. Did you play the detective RPG Meet N' Fuck?"

"That one was awesome."
by Net_Bastard April 22, 2010
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Meerschaert

Pronounced: "Meer" as in mermaid. "Sch" as in shh! Be quiet! "Heart" as in you have a good heart.

1. n. A bad-ass

2. n, A family that live all over the country, but are mainly located in the mid-west.

3. n. A smart-ass.

4. n. My-ears-hurt.
I'm going to head out to the family reunion; I expect the normal Meerschaert chicanery.

I wouldn't go over there, after a few beers they are a regular group of Meerschaerts.

Carol, my ears hurt!
by monkeymusicunobeer October 23, 2009
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Meeshkar

1) When one grits their teeth in suppressed anger. It is not what you say when you are gritting your teeth, but a word describing the action itself.

2) When an adult is overflown with so much emotion towards a child and expresses it while gritting their teeth to suppress her from overreacting.
1) *Earlier in the day, your sister had broken your game console, and it is your birthday.
Also your dad has been at work the whole day, unaware of the incident, but comes home just in time for the party.*

Dad: Everyone, I'd like to present my son his present. It's that game you wanted! :D
You: *meeshkaring*

2) It is a very cute little boy's 5th birthday party and his aunt walks in. The young boy is standing at the door to welcome the guest. His aunt, overflown with emotions, pinches his chubby cheeks while gritting her teeth, and says, "Happy birthday, kiddo"
by pigeon rapist July 10, 2013
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meetastisize

The uncontrollable, malignant, cancer-like growth of meetings in an organization. Meetings will grow beyond available time and space - pushing out all beneficial activities. Eventually they begin to take over hallways, nearby cafe's, and spread virally over the Internet.

The only known antidote is decision-making. Management cannot hear your scream. They're in a conference room having a meeting.
The meeting is about to meetastisize! It's taking over the next conference room... now it's going over the scheduled time... again!
by ggr December 16, 2013
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Meerkat Nipples

When it's either cold or one is sexually aroused, their nipples stand up like a meerkat.
When my Twitter Crush slides into my direct messages, I get the Meerkat Nipples.
by Anniethenanny August 2, 2017
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Meedeeek

by bitchkilla9 October 23, 2018
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