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Medical Strudent

Medical Strudent (noun)

A curious hybrid of “strident” and “medical student,” denoting a medical student who exhibits a combination of intellectual fervor, unshakable self-assurance, and, at times, a certain proclivity for ostentatiousness.

The medical strudent, often hailing from an upper-echelon background (or at least projecting such airs), navigates academic halls with the determination of one destined to cure humanity’s ills—or at least command its admiration. With an unyielding belief in their burgeoning expertise, they are as quick to correct as they are to champion their own brilliance.

Though their demeanor may verge on the abrasive, their intent is rarely malevolent; it is simply the side effect of carrying the world’s health on their impeccably broad shoulders (or so they imagine). A medical strudent’s existence is a blend of caffeine-fueled cramming, lofty ambitions, and the occasional display of privilege cloaked in medical jargon—sprinkled, of course, with a hint of endearing charm that almost makes their audacity forgivable.
"During the lecture on advanced diagnostics, the medical strudent in the front row interrupted the professor with a pointed correction, their voice ringing with the confidence of one who had clearly read half the textbook—and with all the conviction of someone destined to revolutionize medicine."
by YouWorkedHard.IGotItByMistake January 12, 2025
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Medical Hibernation

When you eat a large amount of food before taking some medicine and sleeping in all day in order to cure whatever sickness or issues you're currently undergoing.
Just finished a big meal of some chicken strips and bread,gonna pop a pill and go into medical hibernation for the rest of the day until my back feels better.
by Lazthedictionist May 28, 2025
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Medication

What they try to get you to take in order to slowly kill your brain and pacify you.
Dr Chudjack: Listen to the medcels, take your medication!
Wise Man: No, stop trying to kill me! I'll never take my meds!
by Trampofine October 24, 2025
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Medical Bailiff

An individual who prepares and cleans a deceased body for the funeral
We need to arrange for a Medical Bailiff before the funeral
by Peter Sam September 21, 2015
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EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.
"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick
by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025
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Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.
My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.
by Rebelaxe May 15, 2018
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Medical Blow Down

Is a person who have a medical card to purchase A cannabis card allows you to purchase medical marijuana from a retailer, known as a dispensary and a person who part takes in that active lifestyle but not in home or apartment or workplace or car or bathroom ever pending on the outside check your state.
A medical blow down person is a person with a medical card to purchase marijuana, or medical cannabis, uses the cannabis plant or chemicals in it to treat symptoms or conditions.
by Smoothie8girl February 22, 2025
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