mason

A very large and erected penis, comes from the old days of masonry, when they worked with long hard stones and bricks.

1. He could build a house with that MASON
2. He can hit ball with that MASON
3. My MASON is freaking enormous
4. Your mom loves my MASON alot

by Claudia Pierre August 23, 2005

Mason

A funny guy who likes to skateboard, he is sweet and loyal. He is also determined and confident. He loves to sleep and skip school and he doesn't like homework. He's smart but doesn't try very hard.

Did you see Mason today?
No, he is probably at home sleeping.

by ilovefood247 January 12, 2019

Mason

An inbred guy from the backwoods of Tennessee

Did you know Mason was inbred?

by Toastedmuffin May 20, 2019

pulling a mason

When one uses their morning wood (erected penis) to awaken their partner in the morning by sticking their erected penis in their unsuspecting partners vagina. The partner promptly awakens and then goes along and continues engage in sexual intercourse.

Everytime there is a party at Juuso's house Mason wakes his girlfriend Crystal by "Pulling a Mason" and she loves it claiming, "It's the best way to wake up!"

by premiumwieners69 May 18, 2008

mason thorpe

The most perfect boy in the galaxy. He has dark hair. Mason has beautiful brown eyes that are easy to stare at all day. He is a really good swimmer. He loves dub step. He is really good with little kids. Just a simple text from him can brighten your day. He is funny and sweet. Most people don't even know that he has a romantic side. You're constantly afraid that he will stop liking you and move on to another girl. You will always feel safe in his arms. You're never with him long enough and the time you spend apart seems like an eternity. He gets mad if you deny that you're beautiful. He has lots of respect. Mason doesn't fight for very long. You miss him constantly. If you're lucky enough to be his girlfriend don't ever loose him. When you meet him you will be afraid to like him. When you like him you will be afraid to love him. When you love him you will be afraid to loose him.

I love you Mason!!!

Mason's friend: What do you see in him he isn't even romantic
Mason's girlfriend: That's what you think Mason Thorpe is perfect

by mysterygirl889 November 15, 2014

MASON

1 word: Asshole
Elctronauts lover
Greenbeen gaming machine

Hey look at mason He looks as gay as usual

by Fellow Elctrogod February 11, 2019

Mason Wray

A nice dude who won’t curse often unless you talk about his exes. Mason Wray is a loyal guy and would do anything for his friends. Mason is the best fortnite player ever and is better at it than tfue and ninja. Mason has a huge penis.

Me: Have you seen Mason Wray?
Friend: No?
Me: He is the best at fortnite.
Friend: Oh, him!

by jamal demarcus dwayne iii jr October 22, 2019