DEVILS MAYONNAISE

When you ejaculate in girls face, then throw hot sauce in her eyes.

She couldn's see for two hours after I gave her the devils mayonnaise

by fallopian dude March 31, 2011

mayonnaise

Slang for semen, but when still used in the same manor as a condiment.

I like my ham sandwiches with plenty of mayonnaise!

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

Mayson

1. Down syndrome
2. AIDs
3. A crunk ass nigga
4. Benny Urine
5. Rabies

The kid stepped on a dead squirrel and it squished under his shoe, and now he is all mayson.

by crashdown December 16, 2003

mayonnaise

The white man's kryptonite!

Josh was a strong powerful suburban white male who could leap tall buildings in a single bound. But since he's been eating mayonnaise on his sandwich's he's just a lazy cracker now!

by Kcally June 17, 2008

mayonnaise

A common substituent for sexual lubricant, most often used by the elderly.

Eloise get the Mayonnaise were all out of k-y.

by akaidiot13 August 23, 2011

mayonnaise demon

Racist white people, namely Trump supporters

Person one: Carl is so horrible!
Person two: Yeah. He's a mayonnaise demon.

by catseatingdicks August 18, 2016

mayonaisse

A common beginning to a sentence, spoken by urban dwellers

Mayonaisse, allot people in my room

by Tbone April 22, 2004