matuata

A person who would always be cruel to their siblings especially to his sisters. Often a chatterbox but very intelligent and bright. But, he is two face. Basically, he is has an undercover personality.

for e.g
Person: How would you describe yourself? Good or bad?
Another person: I think...both? Like a matuata. A good mixture.

by k anonymous May 9, 2017

manual deficiency

Lack of abillity to read the manual

< aKa> MySQL question: I want to take two varchar fields and return it as one column. My guess was : SELECT (first_name + " " + last_name) as full_name FROM table
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help your lack of manual deficiency

by BlueEagle July 30, 2008

manual spam

where you keep sending random messages to someone you hate by composing and sending. It can be about anything as long as you send that person a ridicolous amount of messages.

Friend: hey bro what the fuck u always keep sending me these stupid messages and filling up my inbox

You:manual spam sucks don't it.

by Pothsot44 October 27, 2008

Mata Head

A penis. Derived from the top of a penis looking like a tomato

Cuz, when i put this mata head on her, she gonna be hooked

by CrankinBrotha October 6, 2011

matak

The act of two men kissing on a public bus.

tyler - morris take me

morris - on a bus?

tyler - matak style

by PG Morris October 27, 2011

Manual Flush

1. A method by which one might intervene when a toilet is about to overflow, often due to an atypically large dump clogging the fixture. It involves pouring water into the bowl to balance out the displacement which a typical or automated flush without clogging would normally do. One must act fast in such a situation, resorting to the use of a nearby trash can or other receptacle in which to collect water from the tub or sink and then quickly dump into the impending explosion of the clogged toilet bowl.

2. A rare hand in poker where the player folds, citing and displaying greater interest in masturbating than in continuing to play.

1. "Holy eff, how big was your fucking turd, man? That's gonna flood this place! Quick, do a manual flush!"

2. "Jeremy's always dope to hang with, but when it comes to poker, he's more into the manual flush and coming, if you know what I mean..."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

Manual Sanchez

The definition is the same as a Dirty Sanchez; however the act is performed by hand.

Gross!! it looks like you gave her a Dirty Sanchez!!
Oh no. I didn't want to get my peter all sticky, so I gave her a Manual Sanchez instead.

by Sparky322 January 5, 2015