jonny no mates

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

by Shaun Walker November 11, 2004

carlos matos

There are too many things wrong with this boy, he's a heartbreaker, jerk, idiot, unreliable, liar, stupid, etc, but no matter what he did and how much pain he's caused me, I will always love him and hope one day I'll see him again. Idk if you're reading this Carlos Matos but if you are then you probably know who I am. Hint: Liberty Middle, tomato, "hope future wife" hey you told me that remember, and those things you told me "I was the important person", I really don't know if you meant any of that. And when we always got each other mad lol, yeah weird times. The truth is I really do care for you, even when you always make fun of Kaylee, I turn around to give you a dirty look and I always see that you're already looking at me, IDK if you ever liked me back or even cared for me at all, I'm sure you'll show this to your friends... right? like Emiliano?... bc that's what you always do.... I really don't know why I'm doing this, I guess I just wanted you to know.... I love you Carrot

Carlos Matos : the boy who called me crazy

by tomato&carrot=? May 4, 2017

Matsi

a gift. English; heavenly gift. Gift from the lord.

I got a matsi today.
You are a matsi.

by Matsi October 18, 2004

MATHsex

Biggest damn player on the BRMB. Also known for his sexiness, smooth talk, and nerdiness.

Man, you hear about MATHsex?! He's a huge fuckin' geek!

by the whole BRMB March 20, 2005

mattskills

when 'It's' over and was so good you have to ask, "did i break you?"

His mattskills are so good that i keep 911 on speed dial.

by yummy 2 my world December 9, 2008

Mattsine

A perfect couple you get when you mix the names Matthew and Ernestine.

Matthew + Ernestine = Mattsine

by ayeegirrl April 22, 2013

Mattshea

-A popular gameplay/vlog channel on YouTube
-First video was a stop-motion clay animation (31.5.2010.)
-Has 1 410 000 Subscribers
-His real name is Matthew Shea
-Joined YouTube 2. 11. 2008
-He is funny
-likes to eat "trash plants" ;)

I love Mattshea cuz´ of his comedy.

by Lavodan December 14, 2016