by daddykillaz69420 October 18, 2021
The liquid that spills out from a heavily used mattress when compressed, it may contain liquids such as; semen, saliva, blood vaginal juices, and other bodily secresions
by Slang Bitch September 25, 2017
mattress gravy (n):
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.
by Slang Bitch September 25, 2017
A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.
Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.
by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024
u have a cool mattress! its blue and green!
by ihopeudontknowme December 16, 2022
“Alex’s laptop melted after loading his 59th mattress comparison tab”
“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”
“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”
by boringmattress December 18, 2024
A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.
That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.
by Karl Hungus March 30, 2023