The March Treatment

The March Treatment is performed by sitting on a females chest, facing foward toward her head, and slapping her in the face with your penis. It is both satisfying and hilarious, to the male. It's pretty humiliating to the female, but she usually loves it none the less. Named after it's inventor of the same last name.

My boyfriend gave me the March Treatment, and i was so humiliated. But he seemed satisfied, and couldn't stop laughing because it was so hilarious, so it's OK.

by dynamite dave July 16, 2008

March 22

On March 22 all homies must cuddle with each other

Bro we have to cuddle it’s March 22nd

by Sghsjabejdid March 21, 2021

March 14

If you are born on March 14 you are automatically attractive. You are also a Pisces which means your kind hearted and your good at nearly anything. You will not put up with bs and if you get hurt you will always find a way to get revenge.

“Bro have you heard Sienna’s born on March 14”
“Ohhhh we better not mess with her”

by Sienna_Cristosis March 7, 2020

March 12

Hang out with you girlfriend day

Girlfriend: Guess what day it is?
Boyfriend: March 12?
Girlfriend: Exactly! You know what that means!
Boyfriend: Oh yeah! I get to hang out with you :)

by Jesse's Guy October 19, 2019

march 24

national thick day the day to celebrate that ur thick and if ur born on this day ur slim n thxim thick as a cuban or a Brazilian and if ur not yet you will be .

guy 1 : you know what day it is ?

guy 2 : no ,what day is it ?
guy 1 : its march 24 national slim thick day the day to celebrate all the slim thick girls / boys , oOoOoO i see one now .
guy 2 : aye momi you gotta fattie happy national slim thick day

girl 1: thanks ☺️☺️

by cutieeeeewithaBOOTY April 12, 2019

march 30

national cuff day

damn it's march 30? where's kelvin

by menelek December 6, 2019

March 24

This is the day to ask your crush out. If it's your birthday than it's gonna be the best birthday. Girl or boy may ask each other out

Girl: Hey do you know what day it's today?
Boy: March 24?
Girl: Today is ask your crush out day.
Boy: oh
Girl: So will you go out with me?
Boy: Yes of course

by daafamous_e March 22, 2020