Maple Story

Also known as Maplevirus. Possibly the gayest game known to man. A complete waste of the world's bandwidth. The whole game is about killing retarded animals that look worse than a piece of crap after a mexican food eating contest. And to top it all off, you have retarded facial expressions and a bunch of immiture dick licks of 12 years old and some 30 year old pedifiles that think it is cool going around calling everybody n00bs and @sses.

Retard #1: wOw I'm like totally like going like to like go and like play like maple story!!111!!!
Retard #2: Wow!!111!! That's so sweEt dude! So am like I. Can I trade you my wooden sword for your penis helmet?
Retard #1: No way man. I will like trade with like somebody like else.
Sane Person: Get a f'n life retards.
Retard #1: Maplevirus is my life!!!!111!!!
Retard #2: What is a life?
Sane Person: Whatever.

by boogersniffer May 22, 2007

toronto maple leafs

the WORST hocky team associated Canada in the NHL, with some of the worst fans ever...they (the fans) live in the past...the leafs won't win the cup anytime soon...GET OVER IT!! start cheering for some other Canadian teams...like the Sens. GO SENS GO...baha

Eff the Toronto Maple Leafs suck, what a waste of money, they lost again...they're definitely the Toronto Raptors of the NHL...disgusting!!

by sss359 October 26, 2006

Toronto Maple Leafs

A great hockey team in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Winners of the second most Stanley Cups. To sum it up, they are a great team with loads of potential who has a major chance of winning the Stanley Cup when ever the NHL comes back.

Paul: Hey man, I went to the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night
Chris: Awesome, who won
Paul: Toronto 4 Detroit 0 ... Another shutout!!
Chris: Yeah, the Red Wings SUCK

by Hockeyplayer0101 July 29, 2005

Maplewood NJ

Possibly the best town in essex county... cut in half probably somewhere in between prospect and springfield ave that being maplehood and maplewood... home of the newark/irivington born gangster as well as italians irish scotts etc etc.. some people think south orange is a much better town but every1 knows that south orange are a bunch of fags and we run them... maplewood is the best town of essex county which is the best count of jersey which is the best state in the nation....simply put

maplewood nj is the shit

by maplewoodforever August 22, 2006

Maple Grove

The pimpest city you'll ever hear of! Also known as "The Grove" or "Grove." Much cooler than cottage grove or inver grove heights or any other grove city!

Bitches lets go party in Maple Grove and get fucked up!

by DANI MOFUCKAS! June 14, 2008

Maple Syrup ...French Toast

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1. A common greeting between friends.

2. A song by the band Gruvis Malt.

3. A damn fine delicacy.

1. "Hey, buddy. Maple Syrup." "Dude ...French Toast. I haven't seen you in ages!"

2. "Did you hear the new song by Gruvis Malt? Its called Maple Syrup ...French Toast."

3. "Damn. I'm having an orgasm from this Maple Syrup ...French Toast. Its like an orgy in my mouth."

by Mike of the Jungle September 28, 2005

Maple Valley Girls

Maple Valley Girls, are girls who think that their life is worse then everybody else's. They do drugs, drink, and smoke, as a way to try and get attention. They think that its a right of passage, and that everyone will love you after you do it. Getting high is their main sport, and when it comes to guys, they let them do anything they want. They cut or drink because they are rich little bitches, that think they deserve so much more.

Everyoneeeee is a maple valley girls.

by smhbitches. December 16, 2011