fell through the manhole cover

To drop the ball on a task, or to fail entirely at an assignment. Or to have done way, way, way too much cocaine the night before.

I can't make it in to work today because I fell through the manhole cover this last night like a total bone head.

Billy! Where's my report?!?! You fell through the manhole for the last time... you're fired!

by urban1983 December 9, 2010

Covering the Manhole

When a guy puts his balls to another guys asshole and removes them repeatedly, kind of like a wrecking ball, but more like covering and uncovering a manhole.

Friend 1: Dude I swear those guys are covering the manhole when they are alone.
Friend 2: Ugh dude I can't get that image out of my mind...

by thesunroom May 28, 2014

Machobubba

Machobubba is a street name for K2 which is a now illegal type of synthetic marijuana.

Gas stations no longer sell Machobubba because it's illegal.

by Talltails May 6, 2011

Macho Pubes

Macho Pubes mean you have a huge ball fro. Your pubes will join with your chest hair than your head hair. don't believe me? Watch the movie Fur: an imaginary portrait.

Man my macho pubes are advancing.

by The One U Trust September 23, 2011

mahogany homis

The highest level of "homis"

Someone who is truly stupid, at a high level

You sir are a "mahogany homis"

by THUNDER_BUDDIE71 June 7, 2014

Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan

When you and your friend get in a fight, and the shorter one comes out on top screaming OHHHHH YEAAAAAAA

Man I like how at the party last night you pulled the old Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan act.

by Guts The Slayer June 18, 2016

Mahobbit

A shortened version of "motherfucking bitch goddammit." Useful for when you are really upset at something/someone but don't want to waste all your breath on insulting them.

That mahobbit. His lactose-intolerant ass ate all our icecream and then shit the couch.

by Mahobbitpoppedout April 27, 2017