Mahobbit 

A shortened version of "motherfucking bitch goddammit." Useful for when you are really upset at something/someone but don't want to waste all your breath on insulting them.

That mahobbit. His lactose-intolerant ass ate all our icecream and then shit the couch.

Mahobbit by Mahobbitpoppedout April 27, 2017

Mahombity Jamboo 

Evil,nasty swamp devil.

Mahombity Jamboo will kill you in your sleep if you leave your window open on a full moon night.

Mahombity Jamboo by bobcrotchit September 20, 2011