Major B

adjective. a person that scams young, impressionable noobs out of their hard earned money and time.

The airsoft game was cancelled, and there are no refunds. We really got Major B'd.

by airsoft avenger November 21, 2011

Major Skyping

When talking on Skype takes a hard left turn, leading to unspeakable acts being transmitted through video.

S. told Y. she better get ready for major skyping because shit was about to get real online.

by BigPoppa1234 August 17, 2012

frack major

to be a master at fracking

joey blew me so hard he must be a frack major

by rj_yktv March 23, 2022

major connex

To have serious or 'major' connections. To know people who are in high places that are connected; a person such as this would be considered to have 'major connex.'

"Eddie can get us into the V.I.P no problem! he got major connex"

by SonnyBono April 16, 2007

English Major

Someone who is well versed in useless information. Classes are usually painstakingly boring, and chanting of "Would you like whipped cream and sprinkles with that?"

"That guy that works at Starbucks is a total English Major."

by jefcar March 17, 2005

morning major

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

by pault69 November 4, 2008

major bitch

Ultimate bitch

oh my god she's a major bitch! she's on another level of bitchiness!

by jojojojomo August 1, 2016