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Caramel macchiato

A pussy-eating technique where your tongue mimics the way the caramel drizzle is topped on the popular Starbucks drink of the same name. Step 1: Make a wide circle with your tongue. Step 2: Make a zig-zag (the up-and-down kind) within the circle. Step 3: Make another zig-zag (left-to-right) and keep in mind that you shouldn't lift your tongue when following Steps 1-3. Step 4 (optional): Pretend you're taking a sip of a drink by sucking on the clitoris.
Rufus: I usually do the alphabet with my tongue when I'm with a chick, but since Jess works at Starbucks, I tried to try out the caramel macchiato technique.

Snoofus: What did she say? Was she impressed?
Rufus: No clue, man. I was just thinking about Marshmallow Dream Bars.
by rizz_khalifa April 2, 2023
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But first...maccies!

A humorous way of proposing the idea of visiting a local McDonald’s.
Hey Andrew, struan... but first...maccies!
by TC03 December 12, 2020
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Macca

An elite gamer and 'hax'. Someone virtually impossible to beat. Enemy to noobs. A word to define a person of pure ownage. Sometimes refers to self as 'tank.' Also can refer to someone with unlimited amount of food storage. If you're defined as 'macca' it means you're cool'ed'
"Fucking hell! i can't beat Macca... no one can beat him!"

"God... look at how much that Macca can eat! 2 whole meals.. and he's going back for more!"
by Belinda .H April 26, 2007
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MacCramps

The arthritic hand pain that comes after hours of using the touch pad on a MacBook.
R: "What is wrong with your hand?"
L: " I have a severe case of MacCramps, I was on my Mac looking at Twitter for the last 12 hours and now my knuckles are locked up!"
by Weegle September 6, 2009
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Mace

An exceptionally good friend with brown hair, he's not afraid to try something New even if it will take him a while to get the hang of like for instance the box step dance. He's very determined, and he's 'so cool' and 'fancy'. Mace has a very good and a very fun sense of humor. Mace is a very good friend, he'll even share his cookies with you....... new part::::: if you know a Mace, then you are really really really freaking lucky as heck, because he's amazing. So if you know a Macethen you better count your stars and don't let go of him.
Where's Mace?
He's probably learning another dance with that silly girl he hangs around for some weird reason......?
by Sage H October 19, 2018
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Macc

He fell for a girl who got a nigga. Macc ass nigga
by BBC Sensei September 1, 2020
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Istanbul macchiato

When you put a turd in your iced coffee.
I went to Starbucks and ordered an Istanbul macchiato, and the barista didn't know what that was.
by Jgsc43 August 5, 2017
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