ya mum

i had meat ball for lunch..
ya mum ate my balls

i hade sex with ya boyfriend...
ya mum did

by ya mum November 19, 2003

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mum sex

The enjoyment of penetrating one's child birth enlarged front passage with a large ripe watermelon.

"Leave Mum alone young Sheri, she's in the bedroom having Mum Sex"

by el deano October 24, 2013

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mum truck

Also called Chelsea Tractor 4 by 4 SUV. An obese squarish collection of green house gases on wheels rich idiot mothers use but darent ever take off road for fear they will smudge their tested on animals make up. A typical mum truck is about 10 meters tall, takes up all available lanes and as much of the car park as mum thinks she's rich enough to deserve. it has enough room in it for about 20 normal people but usually contains just fat little Reginald and Emelia on their way to independant schools.

So Ok it may do 50 GALLONS per MILE but do you really expect me to WALK like... eaurgh... COMMON people.

by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

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ya mum

A phrase that is useful to include in insults when learning another language, so then you can insult people's mothers and they don't even know it.

puedo tenor sexo con tu mama en tu cama?
which is spanish for can i have sex with ya mum in your bed?

by veryspecialperson November 30, 2005

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YA MUM

Commonly used when someone bags you and you can't think of anything to come back with!

Joe: G'day Bob, hows it hangin'?
Bob: Ya mum's hangin?
Joe: Ya Fat!
Bob: Ya Mum's Fat!
Joe: What did I do to do?
Bob: Ya Mum did something to you!

"Joe has logged out."

by Mr. Ownage April 06, 2004

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