mud puddler

Man who likes to remove other peoples faeces and play with it.

I meet this gorgeous guy who happens to be a mud puddler

by Sacha in OZ June 15, 2008

Mud Rudder

Similar to motor-boating, mud ruddering involves grasping each side of the buttocks, gently spreading the cheeks and placing one's face on the poop shoot; then shaking the head back and forth as if saying "no" while proceeding to make a motorboat sound. Essentially, the buttock cleavage equivalent to motorboating. Unlike motorboating, mud ruddering makes no sex distinction, as you can mud rudder anyone who has buttocks.

Johnny saw that Sally's breasts were quite small, so he decided to mud rudder the hell out of her.

by Scotty By Nature December 16, 2011

mud facial

when you pin someone down and shit on their face

jake made me so mf angry so i gave him a mud facial

by imasniffer July 8, 2019

mushin' the mud

a slang term for anal sex

Do you think John is gay?
- Yea, i heard he's into mushin' the mud...

by mudmusher247 April 22, 2011

mud twister

You eat a fuck ton of Indian food and you shit everywhere, but you can't clean it all off so you start twisting while they start licking.

Arjan helped Andrew mud twister himself into oblivion.

by The Ahlrus May 5, 2022

Mud Knot

(Noun)

A term used to describe the location on a living organism (usually human) in which bodily waste is dispensed. Mud refers to the color and consistency of the waste. Knot refers to the appearance of the location; similar to the look of a knot tied on a balloon.

Damn, I had a terrible taste in my mouth after licking that Mud Knot .

by MrMudKnot January 25, 2019

Mud People

A hardcore white supremacist term for all non-European descent people. Especially darker skinned people.

I’m not dealing with any Mexicans. Their mud people

by Sicilian Cowboy July 6, 2023