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Hot Mop

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then swirls his erect penis in the seminal fluids creating a creamy facemask.
Oh my god Tom hot mopped me last night and now my skin is so radiant and clear.
by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015
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meth mop

A person who goes from one place to another just to smoke their meth and bounces house to house or person to person.
Tiffany is jumping person to person smoking their shit up she's. Yeah it's cause she's a meth mop
by Bpart7903 March 29, 2023
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steam mopped

The act of gunning down multiple haters in one short machine gun burst
Those motherfuckers on 49th just got steam mopped
by Twist3d1990 July 25, 2016
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Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.
"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014
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Lady Mop

Female sanitary napkin , or tampon. What you give your guy friend when he is being a dubLB.
Hey bro, you need a lady mop or what, jeeze.
by The messenger7 February 21, 2013
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ink mop

And ink mop is a handmade graffiti marker. It's designed to make wide graffiti tags that drip ink. The most common ink mop would be the NYC Mop. It's normally made with an empty deodorant container...then ink is added and the tip (nib) is made from a strip of felt, like felt from a chalkboard eraser. These markers originated from New York City, during the graffiti epidemic on the New York City subways.
I bombed the entire subway car with my graffiti tag, using my ink mop.
by Razar1 December 1, 2015
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mop fucker

someone who has a stick so far up their ass that they are pretty much doing anal with a mop.
ella: donald trump is still my president!
mia: you mop fucker shut up
by swooping season May 19, 2021
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