milf

mom i'd like fuck.....the hot mum that u want to fuck or dream to fuck or the mum are need u to fuck around

Hot mom like Lisa A is MILF.
Nuri's mom, (H..saniah S) is MILF...may i?

by donraz December 26, 2007

milf

Quite simply: Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Stacy's mom- because she's got it going on.
Refer to music video.

by nycbella December 15, 2003

Milf

A mum (often a friends) who you would do anything to have her taste your prawn. sometimes you try to lick her feet as she walks up the stairs, because your that fucked up.

Dude have you seen stevens dads girlfriend? MAn SHE IS A MILF! I WOULD TOTTALY LET HER SHIT ON ME!

by G1v3 Me P1nk August 12, 2007

Twitter MILF

In the Twitterverse, the Twitter MILF is the modern day woman who can do it all. She can impart her wisdom in less than 140 characters, enthrall with her beauty in a 73 pixel avatar, and raise children! Indeed, she is a Twitter Mother I'd Like to Follow...

Did you see Britney Spears' tweet about going on tour with her kids? She's Twitter MILF!

by Gee Why March 1, 2009

Dunder Mifflin

Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Inc. is a fictional paper sales company featured in the United States television series The Office. It supposedly trades under the ticker symbol DMI,and describes itself as a "micro-cap regional paper- and office-supply distributor with an emphasis on servicing small-business clients".

I wish i worked for a fictional paper supply company like dunder mifflin!

by cheddabob135 September 9, 2009

milf

A Mother I would or any one would wanna fuck!

Zach H.'s mom is so fine....her names the definition of milf, right dave.

by Belial666999 December 28, 2005

Miffton

A very sneaky girl who lurks the party searching out the drunkest guy at the party to take to her lair. She searches the party like a shark looking for dinner, and when she sniffs you out she goes in for the kill. Her sneaky line that lures guys in is "wanna go watch tv?" SO WATCH OUT!!! Only the drunkest guy will fall for this and only in a dark and shady place, because when the lights come on she should hide like a cockroach for she should not bring the face of danger into public....her face resembles a vagina that just ejected a load of mung, ewwww. so be careful, cause she'll get ya!!

Watch out or that Miffton will get ya!!

by The Morgantown Miffton January 27, 2009