midget mile

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.

Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".

by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016

midget unicycle

When you pay a midget to let you fuck his armpit.

Midget: what do you want to do
Kevin: I want to go crazy
Midget: we could do the midget unicycle

by Cert Andy June 7, 2016

midget dictator

A tiny human with the intense desire to rule everything and everyone around them.

She is such a midget dictator

by Hotmamats December 20, 2016

Midget Slurper

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.

Pee wee herman is a prime midget slurper!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017

midget beater

Guy with a little penis that he beats constantly

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Midget Blower

A regular person sucking on a midget's dick

A porn star sucking on a midget's dick is a midget blower

by JustMeGuys December 12, 2019

Midget stew

When your man is small and your tall trying to eat him out.

"Oh last night i tried midget stew with jake"

by JJ Has big friend called dave December 21, 2019