Megs

BADDDD COMPLIANCE PERSON

I had 30 packs until megs came along

by TopGGGGGG January 13, 2023

Meg

(slang) A Meg is a small image shown on older computer systems during start up. They were called megs due to the fact that they were relatively one megabyte in size.

"has it loaded past the Meg yet? Or do we need to restart"

by iizcomputer August 29, 2017

Megativity

When one acts such as Meg Lebaugh.

Lying phsycoticly
Being a crazy bitch
Saying you have Lung cancer when you don't

I don't have to deal with your megativity

by Dolanzz August 30, 2017

Meg

To fuck someone and and then do their laundry afterward

Homegirl came over and megged me it was tight.

by Skatchface August 17, 2018

Meg Minute

An indeterminate amount of time; often exacerbated by lack of sleep, hanger, previous engagements, late night showers and naps. The opposite of the new york minute.

Josh: It’s 11 pm already! Where is she, pal?
Stu: Oh you know her! She’ll be here in a Meg Minute!

by Boss Hog 1234 June 2, 2018

Meg

Meg is the most petite pocket rocket you could ever meet. Meg is slightly unhinged, sometimes neurotic and can be known to home a strangely active amygdala. Meg is a pioneer of tenacity and chatter for many units on the planet; mainly those residing on the slowly sinking East Coast of Australia. If you come across a Meg, you will be instantly taken by her vivacity, beauty, intellect and a no fucks given attitude. Meg can go out of her window of tolerance and become a coey pest, however if she gains your trust, she's as loyal as yer Mum. Meg is an absolute champion in the sport of face yoga, and is as bendy as hell. If you dare to interlope with this firecracker, be prepared to be spiralled into an abyss of cognitive dissonance between ungodly pleasure and relentless needs for validation. Meg is a frisky Blondie lookalike teetotaller who will never stop entertaining her loved ones with her bogan charm and minxy sexiness. Those who depart from Meg, will not like to admit that they miss her dizzying personality, but rest assured, they secretly do.

Human 1 "Hey, I saw that cool Meg chick the other day, she found an actual chicken!"

Human 2 "Yeah man, I saw her go off at the MoshPit and then she talked my ear off and showed me some cool face yoga!"

by ThewordsmithofDully August 21, 2022

Meg

Meg is an interesting human being. She can be so incredibly cool that you automatically want to be friends with her, though she can be distant and not exactly know what her intentions are. She is admired by many but lacks interest in people that aren’t interesting as well. She is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen but isn’t exactly someone that is easy to read which makes her special.

Meg is unintentionally unique.

by jumbonotepad_ August 24, 2022