Mapsturbating

1) Obsessing over online maps to find the perfect route or trail you plan to use soon.

2) Wasting time exploring online maps to look at places you never expect or plan to visit.

1) That Shoeless guy sure spends a lot of time mapsturbating on his computer to find fun trails.

2) I know I'll never go there, but for some reason I spent hours mapsturbating at satellite views of Easter Island

by Greebo the Great October 24, 2014

masterbawling

1. The act of masturbating while overly upset.
2. Reaching orgasm while ugly crying.
3. The current head of the Bawling family.

Having had many adult beverages and feeling very sad, Phil began masterbawling to a particularly attractive P4P on The Dirty. masturbate bawling

by PhilPerrier September 1, 2015

asterbating

Jacking off to a ass you saw earlier in the day

Imgonna have to go home and be asterbating

by Bigotisyouknowthis January 6, 2016

masterbation chamber

The dormitory of Nickolaus Mitchell. Where he resides 20 out of 24 hours. Smells like pine.

Where's Nick?

In the masterbation chamber.

by Rayman4991 December 29, 2016

masterplating

Masturbating while playing video games

Yo bro what are you up to? Aw you know man just masterplating

by WontonThePig March 6, 2017

Martyrbating

When you don't feel like masturbating but you do it anyway because you have nothing better to do.

I was so bored last night that I ended up just martyrbating until I fell asleep

by BoyWonder3 February 9, 2018

masterbatical

To not Jack off to be harder at work!!

I have been working alot harder lately now that i am masterbatical!!!

by Dieseltime March 2, 2018