Masterbaiter

A fisherman who is really good at using bait

"Dude, did you see John. He's a masterbaiter!

by Zomp womp March 18, 2024

masterbation chamber

The dormitory of Nickolaus Mitchell. Where he resides 20 out of 24 hours. Smells like pine.

Where's Nick?

In the masterbation chamber.

by Rayman4991 December 29, 2016

Masterbatrix

The art of dodging ones own semen after completion

Masterbatrix
Dude 1: dude i just totally did the masterbatrix
Dude 2: whats that?
Dude 1: where u dodge your own cum
Dude 2: and here i was taking it in the face all these years!

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017

masterbanters

Individuals who are well versed in and excel in engaging in banter that is found to be witty, urbane, sarcastic, clever, amusing, sophisticated and or dirty.

Me: I can’t believe we’ve just had a two hour conversation on the merits of that banana in your apron.

Jack: Yeah, were a couple of masterbanters.

by Louise7980 February 5, 2018

masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

masterbatical

To not Jack off to be harder at work!!

I have been working alot harder lately now that i am masterbatical!!!

by Dieseltime March 2, 2018