When you want to try something new to bond with your girl, suggest an Ass Mask. Simply apply a face mask to her ass and tell her to “come take a ride, cowgirl!” You’ll both end up feeling silky smooth, calmed and refreshed and your relationship will be stronger than ever!
Chad: Yo shawty, my face feelin’ dry and greasy, hit me up with dat ass mask.
Anyone named Becky: You got it babe, one hot and ready ass mask comin’ up, just go lay down next to Joe
Chad: Who the fuck is Joe
Gamers: 🤬
Anyone named Becky: You got it babe, one hot and ready ass mask comin’ up, just go lay down next to Joe
Chad: Who the fuck is Joe
Gamers: 🤬
by BeastialitySupporter September 15, 2019
A penis mask is a condom. If is used during intercourse to prevent the wearer from spreading viruses.
You don't want to give anybody that virus! You gotta wear a penis mask! You wear one on your face, wear one on your penis!
by DrewToYou April 29, 2022
A modern breakthrough in winter clothing made for people who would rather be warm and comfortable in the winter. Unfortunately, most prefer not to wear it in public because people can't stand things that are different. So they would rather head in arctic conditions with the whole body well dressed except for their unmasked face and complain that the cold and wind are crippling and painful.
Technically, it's a scarf that's ACTUALLY DESIGNED to be easy to wear, ergonomical, tight and effective. It is just long enough so you can wrap it around your face and velcro tie it at the back of your neck. It's neoprene for the face and plush fleece for the neck protection and interior. So, it's freaking windproof, waterproof and comfy. As a whole, it's a high tech beauty that makes you look badass (especially with snow goggles on), anticonformist and free from peer pressure.
Technically, it's a scarf that's ACTUALLY DESIGNED to be easy to wear, ergonomical, tight and effective. It is just long enough so you can wrap it around your face and velcro tie it at the back of your neck. It's neoprene for the face and plush fleece for the neck protection and interior. So, it's freaking windproof, waterproof and comfy. As a whole, it's a high tech beauty that makes you look badass (especially with snow goggles on), anticonformist and free from peer pressure.
-Oh look at the guy with the neoprene mask. It's minus 20 degrees outside but he'll still practice jogging like it's summer! Talk about a boss, bro!
by attackyofme February 22, 2012
The experience of being pleasantly surprised or shook at someone's real face when they remove their mask for the first time.
OMG my coworker took her mask off for the first time today and I had total mask shock. Her real face was so much prettier than I imagined!
Holy shit! I've been flirting with that guy for months and today the mask shock was real. He definitely isn't as hot as I thought.
Holy shit! I've been flirting with that guy for months and today the mask shock was real. He definitely isn't as hot as I thought.
by LaLa Saquois December 18, 2021
Masked Fruit is a male, anyone who looks at them is automatically attracted to them, that's just how cute they are. Their cuteness levels are off the charts, quite literally. He deserves all the love and care you have :)
by fyroceet April 11, 2021
At the pinnacle lies the Alien Mask tier, as extraordinary and otherworldly as an encounter with an alien being. These items are the stuff of legends, as scarce and remarkable as an artifact from another world. The Alien Mask level represents items that are nearly impossible to obtain, providing incomparable benefits or status to those who possess them. They transform the user's experience entirely, offering a glimpse into a reality that is beyond the comprehension of the ordinary.
1. He had an alien-mask reputation in the community, known for accomplishing feats that most players could only dream of.
2. The gauntlets of Alien Mask quality were more than just armor; they were a symbol of heroism that any champion would wear with honor.
2. The gauntlets of Alien Mask quality were more than just armor; they were a symbol of heroism that any champion would wear with honor.
by chickensgocluck November 09, 2023
Masked Cat is a unique species that appears to be a cartoon cat that is blue with an ash hoodie and face mask. They are commonly found practicing artistic activities and make bad jokes. They live in the northern parts of the USA.
by Masked Cat November 29, 2022