mascu-hysteria

Function: Noun

Etymology: masculine, hysteria

1 : male-centric behavior exhibiting overwhelming or unmanageable fear or emotional excess particularly regarding modern day women, feminism and feminists.

Charles mascu-hysteria is evident in his excessive fear of feminism and the modern day woman.

by Seen It All July 31, 2006

Embrace Masculinity

A way of thinking in 13-year-olds - who have never lacked for anything - that stems from being raised by a toxic father, whose mother should have filed for divorce far too long ago.

- Embrace masculinity, reject modernity.
- If you want to see ripped men, just go on the gay side of the hub dude...

by EriaTalks December 20, 2022

[emo]: masculine and feminine forms

emo;<i> masculine:</i> it is boys who wear womens jeans, sport a backward mullet (aka emo hair)dyed black and question their sexuality whilst litening to any form of emotional (deep or shallow, generally involving heartbreak), tear inducing, heroin shooting (or pretending/appearing to others to do hard drugs), thick glasses and saucony wearing to support the crazy midset of their narcissistic/self loathing (somehow?) selves in order, of course, to get laid by the opposite sex (whilst still questioning, usually outloud, their homosexuality)
emo: <i>feminine</i> girls who have decided that dressing in the female version of the emo boy style will get them some wang of the opposite sex. Female emo people generally have black bobs and short bangs, such as in the French indie film, Amelie and spend their time not crying over emo music, but the emo boy from which they are estranged due to a) drugs b) sexuality issues c) his band d) impotency due to serious depression due to emo music.

Example: Connor Oberst, whilsts still considered indie rock has become poster child for sad boys with the same haircut.

by lindseyinstereo April 30, 2006

Mascara And Eyeliner

Mascara And Eyeliner is a nice and random model on Gosupermodel she has alot of good friends and people that like her, she helps out anyone that needs it. She loves music, Some of her favorite bands are Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park, Flyleaf, Paramore, and things such as those. Some people call her the "Smiley Freak" because she uses alot of Smileys (they say it as a compliment not an Insult). She also love movies (Her favorite is Chucky). She Roleplays also. Look her up and see for yourself instead of me describing her.

Mascara And Eyeliner the MODEL not the product.

by A friend of a Friend <3 August 6, 2008

Masculine Hobbies

Masterbation

I have only one Masculine Hobbies.

I was working on my hobby.

by rumwilly January 20, 2009

Masculists

A group of obese, ugly or otherwise undesirable men, who loathe women with a passion, because they cannot get laid. They cook-up kooky conspiracy theories on the newsgroup soc.men, and basically do everything in their power to utterly repel the opposite sex.

Masculists are damaged goods.

Whatever you do, stay away from smelly Tom; he's a homeless bum with a bad case of dick drips & oh yeah, he's one of those nutball Masculists.

I don't think Masculists really want to change diapers; they're faking.

by I am no one September 8, 2007

masculine wiles

When men are whores like women.

1) Leaning against your desk with one or two palms on it is an example of masculine wiles.

2) Licking your face is also an explicit usage of masculine wiles.

by Rainbow Pony October 20, 2008