langfag

Langdon furgison is dating Teagan!!!

Langfag is a fag but is also a trash bag

by Morgan_M5757 March 4, 2018

Langemo

A last name of an amazing family. They are sometimes assholse but good inside.

Langemos are great and fun.

by Asshole kicker July 29, 2018

Langer

A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.

Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.

Patient : what is it doc.
Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer

by LargeHunk February 3, 2019

Langelina

The thing Landon bowtie wants the most but can never have but he always on his knees begging for it

Man I just want langelina to be real

by Landonfavroiteperson April 8, 2019

langaing

Moving to Langa, South Africa just to wrestle wildlife while playing Africa by Toto with a recorder. Friends may accompany you, but only on the hottest day in December while riding a middle age midget or for pc people small person. The pc is required to get killed by the wildlife.

Tim: Dude... I just bought a recorder. LETS GO LANGAING!

Gerald: Nah im scared from my last trip. Shane had to die because he wasn't politically correct and the libtards ate him, nor do we have a middle aged

midget. Sad.

by Ginga Ninja 1102 April 25, 2019

Langed

To swindle a person by not paying a debt or wager while pretending to misinterpret the rules of the bet: to welsh on a bet.

Joshua totally Langed Johnny in that side bet on that poker game! Classic Joshua

by Pokerrrr 2 May 23, 2020

Langdong

A very large example of a male’s genitalia.

A Langdong can be used in many ways, one way is to prank your gay friend by sliding it across the floor like a slimy snake, while others include partaking in toilet cleaning and the bathroom bang.
Not to be confused with the, equally enormous, Langdon.

Adam: My Mandingo has been feeling long this week.
James: It may be transitioning into a Langdong. I have to put mine down my trouser leg to hide it, but it still sticks out a bit at the bottom
Adam: Oh wow, I heard that a Langdon is perfect for doing the Big Papi, at least that’s what Bailey and Edward told me.

by Langdon Fertility Clinic September 22, 2020