Lumpenprofessoriate 

An over-educated, under-paid, part-time intellectual laborer, who typically works over-time for sub-standard wages with no job security and no professional future.

Welcome to the university. I am your "Professor". I will be in my shared office on Tuesdays. The rest of the week I am working at the bicycle shop. I have to do that to live inside this winter due to the fact that I am an exploited member of the of the excess intellectual labor pool of the lumpenprofessoriate.

Lumpenprofessoriate by Bikephreak November 2, 2011

Lumpatious 

Lumpatious is a way of showing anger like why go you have to be Soo annoying

"Why go you have to be Soo lumpatious !"

Lumpatious by Aestheticgurl78 August 23, 2020

lumpy passenger 

An accidental shit in one's pants so large several bumps can be seen through the back of their trousers.

After a night of heavy drinking and binging White Castle cheeseburgers, Douglas awoke with a headache and a lumpy passenger.

lumpy passenger by Furbs November 7, 2020

Mystery Lumps 

The small pieces of indeterminate origin that have found their way into chip shop curry sauce. They may look horrible but are damn tasty.

Customer: What are these floating bits in my curry sauce?
Chippy owner: What...those? Why young sir...those are mystery lumps!

Mystery Lumps by Milky655 April 21, 2010

lumpy 

Another word for when a person gets an erection in an awkward situation.

Roger was in the front of the room giving his speech when he suddenly got a huge lumpy.

lumpy by Andy M-CAT January 27, 2010

lumpster 

lumpster can also be used affectionately as a nickname as an alternative to lumpy

One friend says to the other "Hey Lumpster, don't you have a graphic design project due tomorrow?"

lumpster by Lumpster December 13, 2004

sargeant lumpington

a guy who is really cool

that gangster looks like sargeant lumpington

sargeant lumpington by j-rob mad fresh April 10, 2010