big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

by Stormfather January 7, 2021

hurrumph lump

The hurrumph lump is the lower stomachs flab beyond the flab normally located right above the fupa.

Man I really gotta lay off the dominos pizza because it’s adding up on this hurrumph lump and I’m angry! Stop looking at my hurrumph lump!

by HappyTrigger August 25, 2019

lump of goodness

A mans junk.

My boyfriend has a nice lump of goodness.

by Marciereimer February 18, 2017

mans Gunk lumps

when the ejacualation process is over and the left over product is sitting on a womans ear lobe leaving a pile of lumpy GUNK!

Mans Gunk Lumps shooting his load towards the neck region and missing.. causing a gunky droplet affect from the earlobe to the hair causing gunk lumps.

by lilly1974 February 4, 2009

take ya lumps

The final step to joining a gang. It may hurt, but after ya take ya lumps you're in. Then the hard part is getting out of the gang. You never gon get out tho

OW! STOP KICKING ME!
Take ya lumps ya little bitch. Then you can be a 26th street Furry

by FrightenedMudkip August 9, 2016

blanket lump

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016