"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said
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Get the big fat lump under my bed mug.A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump
I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.
by Stormfather January 7, 2021
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Get the hurrumph lump mug.by Marciereimer February 18, 2017
Get the lump of goodness mug.when the ejacualation process is over and the left over product is sitting on a womans ear lobe leaving a pile of lumpy GUNK!
Mans Gunk Lumps shooting his load towards the neck region and missing.. causing a gunky droplet affect from the earlobe to the hair causing gunk lumps.
by lilly1974 February 4, 2009
Get the mans Gunk lumps mug.The final step to joining a gang. It may hurt, but after ya take ya lumps you're in. Then the hard part is getting out of the gang. You never gon get out tho
by FrightenedMudkip August 9, 2016
Get the take ya lumps mug.Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"
Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."
Girlfriend: "Ok then..."
Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."
Girlfriend: "Ok then..."
by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016
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