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limp bizkit loves your mom

i dunno something wookie says it is pretty funny thought
by kirstin August 28, 2004
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limp pool

the act of playing pool with a rope. This is simililar to having sex when an erection is no longer possible.
Damn it is hard to fuck this girl cause it is like playing limp pool.
by John Toussiant October 29, 2007
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Limp Pisser

During intercourse, the man allows his erection to subside and proceeds to urinate inside the woman's vagina or anus.
She was a real freak... She asked me to give her a limp pisser.
by rimjobasaurous October 19, 2010
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Limp dangly

When you are looking at a sexy babe and your dick gets hard as concrete, and then you see a man or an ugly-ass chick and it sags down and gets "limp dangly"
I was walking down the street and saw a hot chick and then looked at your mother and i was Limp dangly
by D3M0NSP4RK March 6, 2011
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limp biscuit

Anouther term for shit.
I have to take a limp biscuit.
by (SIC)Drummer November 6, 2006
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Limp-Mode

to drop to the ground in a very dangerous but funny way
Dude! That guy totally just limp-moded when he saw the teacher!

Just wait a sec, and i'll LIMP-MODE for you!
by hoopshooter June 9, 2005
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limp lettuce

A term used to define someone who seems to be of a boring nature, no personality, or otherwise, as well as being a carrier of every sexually transmitted infection, having no standards, and having intercourse with random people, animals, or objects. These people tend to be a mess, emotionally and physically, as well as having the possibility of being born from two relatives with a mental condition, the slightly handicapped child being dubbed a "limp lettuce."
1:See her over there?
2:Yea?
1:Shes a limp lettuce.
2:gross.
by z_mistro June 24, 2016
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