Wide eyed Clinton-ites bent on the destruction of the morality of our world. They favor giving things away for free, and do not understand the term "hard work". They have little respect for any person in power. Hobbies include but are not limited to; killing unborn children, playing acoustic guitar and smoking reefer, shitting on morality, and hugging trees. Also known as democrats, baby killers, and tree huggers.
Kid: Dad, why is that woman hugging that tree?
Father: That's actually a man son who needs a haircut, a good bath, and a lesson in hard work, also known as a liberal. Don't get too close...
Father: That's actually a man son who needs a haircut, a good bath, and a lesson in hard work, also known as a liberal. Don't get too close...
by ScottE 007 August 31, 2008
Someone who takes to a philosophy that contradicts or clashes with the values from which a nation was built and will ultimately help lead to the collapse of a nation to impose the clashing philosophy on the masses.
see communist and socialist
see communist and socialist
The liberals in the United States seek to destroy the USA's super power status and redistribute its wealth into the third world. Then they will place its military under the complete control of NATO and the UN, thereby ending American sovereignty.
Due to these liberals' Marxist ideals, they seek to destroy all forms of western religion. Under a delusional belief, they think that the religious right is bound in chains to their protestant christian religions. Despite their willful attempts to protect their way of life, they must be "freed" from their religion by any means necessary (even by force) by the likes of "enlightened" secular, marxist, socialist liberals.
Due to these liberals' Marxist ideals, they seek to destroy all forms of western religion. Under a delusional belief, they think that the religious right is bound in chains to their protestant christian religions. Despite their willful attempts to protect their way of life, they must be "freed" from their religion by any means necessary (even by force) by the likes of "enlightened" secular, marxist, socialist liberals.
by Omar Pineda April 29, 2005
"Why won't Shirley come to our weekend barbecues any more?"
"Ever since she read that book about animal abuse she's been on this vegan kick. Not for the supposed benefits, but to feel superior to everyone else. Every time she hears about anything she looks for something to be offended about on the behalf of others."
"Oh... never knew Shirley was such a liberal."
"Ever since she read that book about animal abuse she's been on this vegan kick. Not for the supposed benefits, but to feel superior to everyone else. Every time she hears about anything she looks for something to be offended about on the behalf of others."
"Oh... never knew Shirley was such a liberal."
by Naaaaate November 07, 2012
by Onesexyhotguy April 18, 2019
Nearly every person located in and around Hollywood, California that:
a. possesses a SAG card.
b. receives free designer apparel and accessories and requires bodyguard service for red-carpet events.
c. works press junkets for cinematic excrement with $50 million budgets.
d. requests to be a guest on The Oprah Winfrey Show every time they donate money to charity.
e. shoots poison into their faces in a futile attempt to fight the aging process.
f. wears hokey t-shirts declaring their support for a Presidential candidate, when it really is a private issue that shouldn't be gratuitously advertised like a Superbowl ad.
g. Awkwardly waxes-political during "Access Hollywood" interviews, rather than just promoting the latest cash hemorrhage some studio financed.
h. never misses a massage.
i. never misses a photo op.
j. never misses the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
k. never contributes a dime to the myriad plights many Americans are suffering (i.e. Hurricane Katrina victims are STILL displaced, some American kid is aging out of the Foster system as I type this, teachers are some of the hardest-working, underpaid people in this country), but goes out of their way to adopt foreign kids, raise awareness about genocide in Darfur or hire an illegal alien to clean their 7,000 sq. ft. Los Feliz home.
Rare exceptions: Chris Rock.
a. possesses a SAG card.
b. receives free designer apparel and accessories and requires bodyguard service for red-carpet events.
c. works press junkets for cinematic excrement with $50 million budgets.
d. requests to be a guest on The Oprah Winfrey Show every time they donate money to charity.
e. shoots poison into their faces in a futile attempt to fight the aging process.
f. wears hokey t-shirts declaring their support for a Presidential candidate, when it really is a private issue that shouldn't be gratuitously advertised like a Superbowl ad.
g. Awkwardly waxes-political during "Access Hollywood" interviews, rather than just promoting the latest cash hemorrhage some studio financed.
h. never misses a massage.
i. never misses a photo op.
j. never misses the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
k. never contributes a dime to the myriad plights many Americans are suffering (i.e. Hurricane Katrina victims are STILL displaced, some American kid is aging out of the Foster system as I type this, teachers are some of the hardest-working, underpaid people in this country), but goes out of their way to adopt foreign kids, raise awareness about genocide in Darfur or hire an illegal alien to clean their 7,000 sq. ft. Los Feliz home.
Rare exceptions: Chris Rock.
"It sure would be nice if those trend-whoring liberals in Hollywood would just shut the hell up and leave political debates to the people who can manage a declarative sentence without using the words 'like,' 'totally,' and 'um.'"
by Opie Cunningham October 24, 2008
an obnoxious, ignorant, power-hungry politician who lies to the poor and impoverished to accomplish his/her own ends without caring for the future of his/her country as long as they have power by gaining their vote. often promises hopes of free hand outs to the poor, therefore pacifying them and gaining their trust so as to be re-elected.
Jim: Senator Obama is a lying piece of dick trash. Hes only out there for his own gain.
Bob: Oh, you mean that liberal scumbag? I agree totaly.
Bob: Oh, you mean that liberal scumbag? I agree totaly.
by conserned conservative March 07, 2009
Someone who says they support free speech. On the left wing of the political airplane. They hate the military and long to see America humiliated. They like to kill babies. Most Democrats are liberals. Many are treehuggers. They oppose George W. Bush and his actions because they are a bunch of whiners. They complain about everything that conservatives say that hurts their feelings. Most blacks are liberal.
Never show a liberal graciousness. If you offer him/her an olive branch, they will smack you with it while simultaneously hugging the tree.
by Ed April 04, 2005