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Pre-laziness

1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.

2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!

Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
by G. GOFA May 2, 2010
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ultimate laziness

the feeling of being so tired that you can't even eat junk food.
Wow, Mark, you must be feeling ultimate laziness if you don't even want that bag of sour gummy worms.
by xephyrlyric March 13, 2011
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egg-laying

Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.
by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011
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down laying

Down laying- a Bitch with a attitude who thinks she's a queen laying down
by Your daughters nigger May 24, 2016
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Efficient Laziness

Using your body in such a way that there is less effort in your everyday actions, making it easier to perform those actions and less painful. Through learning a practice such as Feldenkrais, we can gain a body awareness of how we move our bodies. Gokhale and Alexander method help too.
I’ve perfected my efficient laziness, now I rarely drag my feet when I walk.

Now that I’ve learned how to use my whole body to use my pen, my hand doesn’t hurt anymore when I write essays.

My pain and inflammation has gone down because my nervous system is using efficient laziness and not putting as much strain on my muscles.

I was the oldest man in my martial arts tournament but I did THE BEST and beat everyone because I learned efficient laziness.
by Amelia Starling May 2, 2019
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egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.
Lets go egg-laying.
by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021
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Morning Lazziness

When we say Morning, it's not actually about a single word or single period of time.... But it's all about the beginning... beginning of your day, beginning of everyone's day.....

We all know "Morning shows the day"

To make your day exceptionally great, morning definitely needs to be great.

If we take this morning and day as an analogy to life and it's components, you will find everything has a beginning and an end.

Similarly, Laziness can be an analogy to the negative emotions/situations/obstacles which hold us back sometime to get out goals.

We will not talk about the end and that's not logical also, but we can talk about the beginning and can be there to make your end better.

With this thought, Morning Lazziness is born out to give your morning/beginning a fresh and energetic start with all those positive thoughts, motivation to keep laziness away from you. And all those support to make your day/life brighter.
by Morning Lazziness February 28, 2022
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