The act of taking an unnecessarily loud, hot breath on your knuckles and rubbing it on your shoulder. Done after a person one-ups another person.
by mightymouse13 November 21, 2016
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Etymology: Comes from a bastardization of the words "Land" and "Florentina," probably a reference to one of the colonies founded by Columbus on one of his trips to the Americas, which he mistook for Asia.
Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Etymology: Comes from a bastardization of the words "Land" and "Florentina," probably a reference to one of the colonies founded by Columbus on one of his trips to the Americas, which he mistook for Asia.
Can be used as a noun or a verb.
1. Christopher Columbus Landolina'd the search for a faster trade route to the Indies.
2. I heard he thought those lyrics to 'Blinded by the Light' were 'wrapped up like a douche.' What a Landolina.
2. I heard he thought those lyrics to 'Blinded by the Light' were 'wrapped up like a douche.' What a Landolina.
by Oskie Bear November 3, 2010
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A lardo is a sad fat grown 60 year old man who stalks children in playgrounds and parks seeking to touch them.
A lardo can be found in most majoor parks and recreational areas around the United States.
A lardo can be found in most majoor parks and recreational areas around the United States.
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Get the Landoni mug.A dead little town in Indiana. Montgomery county, to be exact.
A few gems have been found there, but other than those few people, everyone is a piece of worthless crap. Full of old people, Bible-thumpers, and drunks.
Ladoga has absolutely nothing to offer people except for a grocery store where everything is twice its retail price.
Kids and teens are usually so bored, that they have to result to drugs and alcohol to have fun.
A few gems have been found there, but other than those few people, everyone is a piece of worthless crap. Full of old people, Bible-thumpers, and drunks.
Ladoga has absolutely nothing to offer people except for a grocery store where everything is twice its retail price.
Kids and teens are usually so bored, that they have to result to drugs and alcohol to have fun.
Devon: How's Ladoga?
Me: Still shitty.
Me: Have you been to Ladoga lately?
Devon: No.
Me: Why?
Devon: Because it sucks and there is nothing to do.
Me: Still shitty.
Me: Have you been to Ladoga lately?
Devon: No.
Me: Why?
Devon: Because it sucks and there is nothing to do.
by sht.dont.stnk March 26, 2011
Get the Ladoga mug.A very funny, sweet, and kind young man. who is often scared by girls, but eventually gets the confidence to talk to them, Landon is not a fighter, he is often a coward, and runs away from his problems. If one of his friends is about to get beat up, he will just walk away and not help. But he will always be there for you to listen to your problems. And if you ever needed help with bills, he will cover you.
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