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Landon

The act of taking an unnecessarily loud, hot breath on your knuckles and rubbing it on your shoulder. Done after a person one-ups another person.
"Dude! I just got an 85 on my test!"
"Bruh I got 100" *landons*
by mightymouse13 November 21, 2016
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Landolina

To screw up an exceedingly menial or easy task, without possessing the mental faculties to realize your own error.

Etymology: Comes from a bastardization of the words "Land" and "Florentina," probably a reference to one of the colonies founded by Columbus on one of his trips to the Americas, which he mistook for Asia.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.
1. Christopher Columbus Landolina'd the search for a faster trade route to the Indies.

2. I heard he thought those lyrics to 'Blinded by the Light' were 'wrapped up like a douche.' What a Landolina.
by Oskie Bear November 3, 2010
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Lardo

A lardo is a sad fat grown 60 year old man who stalks children in playgrounds and parks seeking to touch them.
A lardo can be found in most majoor parks and recreational areas around the United States.
Hay mummy what's that thing?
Stay away from it. It's a lardo
by Anon35465465 October 28, 2013
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Landoni

Describes a raging science teacher with a big package. He hates all Virginia's.
Girl One:Ew did you see our science teacher?
Girl two:Yeah I know! He's a total LANDONI!
by Quilence June 19, 2008
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Ladoga

A dead little town in Indiana. Montgomery county, to be exact.

A few gems have been found there, but other than those few people, everyone is a piece of worthless crap. Full of old people, Bible-thumpers, and drunks.

Ladoga has absolutely nothing to offer people except for a grocery store where everything is twice its retail price.
Kids and teens are usually so bored, that they have to result to drugs and alcohol to have fun.
Devon: How's Ladoga?
Me: Still shitty.

Me: Have you been to Ladoga lately?
Devon: No.
Me: Why?
Devon: Because it sucks and there is nothing to do.
by sht.dont.stnk March 26, 2011
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landon

A very funny, sweet, and kind young man. who is often scared by girls, but eventually gets the confidence to talk to them, Landon is not a fighter, he is often a coward, and runs away from his problems. If one of his friends is about to get beat up, he will just walk away and not help. But he will always be there for you to listen to your problems. And if you ever needed help with bills, he will cover you.
hey you know Landon?
yeah hes cool
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tardo lardo

Derived originally from the store Cargo Largo, it means an overweight mentally handicapped person.
TJ is such a wankin' tardo lardo.
by BShizznatch July 1, 2005
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