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Lava Lamp

Menstrual blood and discharge forming a heterogeneous mixture in a toilet bowl, resembling a lava lamp
Girl oh my god I had a ketchup packet and mayo packet at the same time last night and it created a lava lamp
by Johnnydoe April 7, 2025
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Knoxville Lava Lamp

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.
I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp
by krestacar May 4, 2021
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Lava Rocks

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.
Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"
by PubicHairManiac May 8, 2018
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Lava Chicken

A term used to describe chicken cooked using lava, or cooked at a very hot degree in a small amount of time. this term was spawned from a scene that was in 'A Minecraft Movie' (2025)
"You ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken? I did, and you're about to find out. You hear that? That's the sound of sizz-uh-ling! mhm. smell that smell... la-la-la-lava! ch-ch-ch-chicken! Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell! Ooh, mama-cita, now you're ringing the bell! Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack! Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attaaaaaaaack!" a quote said by Steve (played by Jack Black) in the aforementioned scene.
by Blind Ant Boi! October 6, 2025
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floor board lava lamp

a sigma fire song by lil young chaos
man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp
by lil young chaos May 3, 2024
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lava lamp

Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023
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Lava

Lava is a name that describes an extremely hot person. They're altruistic but they can also be an asshole. They're usually blunt and can be really damn stupid sometimes and maybe dramatic,but overall they're cute and stuff.
'Yo have you heard abt them? Their name is Lava.'
'Really? They must be extremely attractive'
by Pewpe November 21, 2021
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