Larabar

A malleable chunk of unsweetened chocolate that taste like a dried slab of monkey shit with old unusual nuts jammed inside to simulate the sight of something tasty. But the only thing you’ll be tasting once you sink you teeth into this bar is the immediate trauma caused by it personified by the ever lasting taste in you mouth.

“Hey Todd I just bought five Larabars... that’s $7 I’m never getting back”

by Hazel O’Brien April 6, 2021

LaraFantiniASMR

LaraFantiniASMR was an ASMR youtube channel that shut down a few years ago. She gave everyone tingling sensations in sensual places. She is very special in everyone's hearts.

OMG I loved LARAFANTINIASMR's videos, theyre so cool.

by trootroo September 9, 2021

Lara

Lara has a big dumptruck and her soulmate is Neil

Him : oh look there's Lara ! She's so hot omg I wish I was her boyfriend
Me : hm well she's already neil's girl you have no chance

by Yoyoyoyahebc November 22, 2021

Lara Mundungis

Lara Mundungus is quite a rare specimen. She likes to read from her kindle all the time while reading her amazing Wattpad stories. She is quite shy at first, but don't be baffooned. Lara is a beast in the streets and a freak in sheets. Her favorite sport is tennis because she likes playing with balls all the time, her fave :). Furthermore, she is the queen of the basic fit, a crop top, and some shorts, and she says she has style lollllllll. Whenever you compliment she will probably awkwardly smile and say thanks but a bitch lol. however I must say she is quite a cutie, she breaks the scale and is the ultimate boob girl. Blessed with large luscious bazookas that will make a grown man cry. But her one weakness, Omar......... she has fallen for this man and rightfully so because he treats her like a cute queen, she loves his amazing looks and small penis :( but it's ok it's all she can take. Also, she is the best at showing no emotion, even in bed lmaooooooooo. I will keep this short but more is coming

did you see what she did last night, she didn't say a single word
that was so lara mundungis

by mari-the-dog February 13, 2022

Z’lara

Lit asf nice very sweet and can beat ya ass

Always the life of the party Z’lara

by Z’lara Owen February 13, 2019

kick lara day

A day where you can kick any Lara you know especially if your called Leah . Make sure you give her chocolate after

Heyy did you hear it’s national kick Lara day!

by Kick Lara day November 4, 2020

do a lara

Taking all the photos for a friend group and never sending them to the group

Mate if you're going to take all the photos don't do a Lara, I want a good Insta pic

by Don't do a Lara January 14, 2018