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Fap lag

When you really want to jerk it but your porn sites aren't loading fast enough
Bro I was so ready to fap but my internet was lagging hard. That awful fap lag
by What's fappenin November 20, 2017
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food lag

Like the jet lag but speaking of food, when your food time habits are delayed compared to your social environment.
-Dude, are you dinning right now? It's like 2:00 AM !
-Yes I know, stuck in food lag...."
by satch_mo February 26, 2017
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Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you
I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace
by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016
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chat lag

A long time delay while chatting, e.g. some hours or days, so its difficult to catch up with the subject.
A:Hey, I have to tell you something!
B doesnt respond.
B, days later: Yeah, tell me!
A: Chat lag! What were we talking about?
by lodre December 26, 2012
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Hill lag

While playing a mmorpg and trying to control a hill or high ground for strategic advantage, the game lags and you are taken out by a head shot and or energy sword.
God damn you Leroy and your hill lag.

I gotta stop leeching off my neighbors wireless, this hill lag is really fucking me, I need to move out of my parents basement.
by 95camry4life January 22, 2013
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bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.
Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.
by Tommyt August 12, 2012
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Pun lag

The delay in time it may take a person to understand a pun which he or she has heard or read. May apply mostly to intentional puns conveyed during direct conversations, and may be strongly connected to somewhat far-fetched puns.
John: I'm attending the International Festival of Tango.
Roger: That sounds Cash.
John (10 seconds later): Ohhhh, as in the movie "Tango & Cash"...
Roger: C'mon John, that's a ten second pun lag!
by A true mon ami September 6, 2013
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