Lämp

A light fixture, usually electrical, that møths can't seem to get enough of.

M: Do you have the lämps brøøøøther?

H: No! Fuck off! You're just a shitty version of a butterfly!

by Xeretsym September 29, 2018

trim my lamp

an extinct art that had to do with the removal of hair.

When I trim my lamp, I reveive many compliments.

by Gabriel Blow March 14, 2009

lamp zone

The physical point where you are so low down in the friend zone that you are considered nothing but a laminate object, SO BASICALLY YOUR FUCKED MY FRIEND.

"oh Johnny you make such a great table for setting my coffee on!" lamp zone my freind

by obamacare1111 December 9, 2013

Lamp

(noun). A lamp is someone who is allowed to be at your bedside in times of need(or otherwise), but is not allowed to be in your bed with you. Basically, a lamp is a close friend who will always be in the friend zone.

"Hey, why don't you go out with Coco? She's so hot!"
"Dude, because she's a lamp"

by N & Nothing Else November 15, 2016

Lamppost

Basically me and every other introvert who can't keep a conversation alive and ends up making the situation awkward. (Small talk -1/10)

Bill: "Damn Joe, you're a real lamppost when it comes to small talk."

by HavingSoMuchFun November 28, 2016

lampros

lampros is the true legendary super sayain and also the god of destruction for universe 19 he is a slipknot fanboy

I AM LAMPROS THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAYAIN GOD OF DESTRUCTION FEAR MY REIGN

by lamprozey July 21, 2017

Amsterdam Lampshade

Having intercourse with a woman after placing a pillowcase with a hole cut out over the genital region and another over the face.

"Dude, I totally had to Amsterdam Lampshade that girl I met on OkCupid."

by DiabeticD September 1, 2009