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The Lion King

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Ok the greatest traditionally hand drawn Disney animation, released in the early nineties with music by Elton John and the voice of Darth Vader as the King Mufasa. A story closely related to Macbeth that has to do with a lion learning about a deep message about life and love.
Johnny: The Lion King is the best animated movie ever.
by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009
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The Lion King

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, then taking your right thumb and smearing the semen from left to right across their forehead and saying in a Rafiki-like voice, "Simmbaaa".
That chick took my copy of The Lion King last night!
by Doctor Scientist June 16, 2010
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Big Lion

Here is the story of Big Lion.

Long ago, before the time of God, there was Pheb. Pheb ruled over the land known as America and its natives.

Pheb emerged from SHACK. A being from the heavens able to create new gods. With that power, SHACK created a new god to help Pheb rule her colonies. This was Big Lion.

But Big Lion never wanted help ruling. He wanted America for himself. So he obliterated Pheb. The natives began building Churches in hopes they would be spared by Big Lion. But Big Lion never spared anyone. He destroyed all of America and its natives.

Oddly enough, he was disappointed with his own actions. He missed having a kingdom to rule. So he merged with SHACK and SHACK merged into the heavens once again.

The land had no natives and no one to protect it. With that knowledge, SHACK created one last being before it ascended. This being was known as the Merciless Sun God, known by humans as The Sun. The Merciless Sun God began climate change, and warmed the planet with its rays. It also froze the planet in I absence. There was no way that the Merciless Sun God could help the planet, but the humans were okay with that. In the end, there was harmony.
Person 1: Bro have you heard the story of Big Lion?
Person 2: No???
Person 1: Well let me get out my Bible-
by thefromsomesun December 8, 2020
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Pedro the Lion

Band led by indie singer/songwriter Dave Bazan. He sings rather depressing, yet beautiful and honest songs about life and the drama that surrounds it. Currently signed to Jade Tree records.
Pedro the Lion is the best depressing music.
by matt December 29, 2004
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Food Lion

Grocery store in the southeast. Also a euphemism for vomiting.
I got so drunk last night, i food lioned everywhere!
by brancrew May 7, 2009
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One Day As A Lion

New band with singer Zach De La Rocha from Rage Against The Machine, and drummer Jon Theodore from The Mars Volta.. They have a cd out which is self titled, only has 5 songs.. yeah, 5 songs. A lot of people hate on this band saying it is nothing like Rage so it sucks, which is completely ignorant because the band is just as good as Rage, but with a different style..
person 1- dude you hear the new One Day As A Lion band with Zach De La Rocha?! Hes back!!

person 2- i just read about it, i heard Tom Morello isnt in it.. i bet it sucks and its nothing like Rage. not even gonna bother.

person 1- *sigh*
by Code_N9ne October 22, 2008
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Gay Lion

A person who denies they are gay when they obviously are gay.
He's such a Gay Lion

Look at that Gay Lion
by Jess.S February 8, 2008
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