Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.

Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Middle Knee

The space in between your knees. This is not a real knee, but another interesting body part.

Dude you wouldn't believe she sucked my middle knee.

by lundy79 November 1, 2018

war knees

War Knees occurs when a female has been on her knees too much and she has bruises.

"HEY MAN, THAT GIRL HAS SOME SERIOUS WAR KNEES.."

by WarKnees April 23, 2017

Finger knees

A different fun way to say knuckles

My finger knees started to bleed after punching the wall again

by Mrs. Suzan Sanders November 17, 2018

Knee-ne

Acne on your knees.

Guy #1: Dude I had baaad acne on my back the other day.

Guy #2: That's alright, I get bad knee-ne after a long day of hiking.

Guy #1: Dude thats gross.

Guy #2: Eh, its alright.

by Detox2Retox October 20, 2009

Bee's Knees

That chick in the office who would rather work on her knees than sit in a chair.

Lori is the bee's knees.

by negglord August 16, 2018

Tippy-knee

When your girl is shorter than you by a lot and she has to tippy-knee (Tippy toe but for knees) in order to suck you off.

"c'mon baby you can do it just Tippy-knee it"

by WORDS MADE BY US January 12, 2018