kitty guillotine

When you have a screen door without a screen, you open the sliding window and attempt to secure it open. This is used if you don't yet have a cat door and want to let your cats in and out freely.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.

A storm door, with no screen and the window open can be refered to as a kitty guillotine

by Willow n Pusse September 11, 2010

Pitty Kitty

What one gets after hours of begging and pleading for sex.

After the 3 kids finally fell asleep, Brandon began his usual act of begging and pleading for a little Pitty Kitty from his always pretending to be too tired, uncaring wife.

by Brandingo June 20, 2011

Gimme kitty

Let's make love. Give me sex.

Come over later and gimme kitty

by Brian Zarate March 8, 2013

kitty chowder

vaginal fluids

Your hands are covered in kitty chowder.

by Deanna December 4, 2003

Kitty tickler

A mans mustache that tickles a womans vagina during oral sex

OH HONEY! You have such a great kitty tickler!!!

by Whitekong5 May 29, 2010

food kitty

essentially the Food Lion.

me and cooter are going to the food kitty to get something to eat.

by party cub December 7, 2009

Ninja Kitty

a feline that also has 1337 |\|1|\|j4 5|<1|_|_Z.
will often leap from the shadows to play with string

Piro: that cats insane at 4AM, and you cant see it coming when he scratches your ass up.
Largo: Thats because its a |\|1|\|j4 |<177`/(ninja kitty)
Piro:....shut up Largo....

...megatokyo rules....

by Jimmy Kline July 24, 2008