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keyboard bandits

The keyboard bandits originated in a small public high school in Adelaide, and only grew bigger from there...

An incident of a keyboard being stolen, soon escalated into a joke as the police were brought in and many students were questioned and suspended.

However, the students that weren't involved in the original keyboard heist, soon contributed by starting a keyboard_bandit MySpace page. Teachers of this high school also used MySpace, and when they found out about the profile, put an end to it. But the question remained, who was this keyboard bandit?

All the photos of the keyboard bandit in action (drilling holes into a keyboard similar to that which was stolen, reversing over it with a van, many other forms of keyboardtastic torture...) wore a white helmet to cover their face.

The original members of the Keyboard bandits were silenced by the high school, but not forgotten as more members joined, determined to bring back justice and defend "freedom of speech". Also, some just had a sadistic keyboard fetish.

What the school may not know is that the Keyboard_bandits still live on and continue in the keyboard terrorism, in an underground manner.

You have to ask yourself, is your keyboard safe?
KEYBOARD_BANDITS FOREVER!!!

I support the keyboard bandits.
by Keyboard bandit #119 October 27, 2007
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Keyboard Crusader

The leveling up of trolls from Keyboard Warrior to Keyboard Crusader in one troll attempt. It is as difficult to do, as it is to kill 2 stones with one bird.
"Yo man, Arthur one time trolled someone. He leveled up from keyboard warrior to keyboard crusader!"
"NO WAY MAN!"
by KeyboardCrusader October 29, 2009
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Keyboard Spackler

n. One who masterbates regularly at or in front of a personal computer.

n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.
With all the internet porn available, Joe quickly became a chronic keyboard spackler.
by Gravy October 7, 2005
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keyboard sex

Means the same as cybersex, which is pretending to have sex by typing messages in a chat room or chat program.
Keyboard sex is pretty lame if you think about it for more than ten minutes.
by Adel7 August 15, 2007
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strap-on keyboard

Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.

Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.
Jordan Rudess fucked my ears with his strap-on keyboard solo
by dildo777 July 3, 2018
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keyboard jizz

Jizz that lands on your keyboard due to unexpectedly explosive ejaculation.
Andy was masturbating furiously, he got carried away and this resulted in keyboard jizz.
by dah commie monster October 28, 2013
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keyboarding

v
Using a keyboard to arrange letters and symbols in an attempt to keep the mind alert and the muscles toned. The keyboard is mostly used for this purpose by members of the older generation.
When Flons was young and he still had control over his bodily functions, he was a dynamic skateboarder. In his twilight years, he finds keyboarding a suitable substitute.
by Blayne September 23, 2005
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